One Void Day, Count Bleck was out in his garden, planting a kind of flower that was black and glowed purple on the inside. It was an evil flower that he liked. While he was transplanting a few, Dimentio, Mimi, and Mr. L ripped by in a golf cart that Dimentio had made. They obliterated Bleck's garden and sprayed him with dirt.
Bleck wiped the dirt crumbs from his monocle, then stood up and zapped the golf cart with lightning. He watched as the three people went flying and crashed into the ground. He also watched as one stood up, only an inch tall in the distance.
"Ah ha ha! I LIVE!" Dimentio yelled.
"Since I'm the Green Thunder, no lightning harms me!" Mr. L yelled equally loud.
"I feel fried," said Mimi. She shapeshifted into a bucket of fries.
When Mr. L reached for her, she yelled, "Don't you dare try to eat me!"
Just then, a looming shadow passed over them all...a looming shadow that belonged to a cruel, unforgiving figure...a shadow whose top hat gave it two extra feet of height.
"YOU FREAKS MESSED UP COUNT BLECK'S FLOWERS!!" he hollered at them.
"Sorry," Mr. L said. He was smoking from the lightning.
"If there's one thing I cannot stand, it's people ruining my flowers," Count Bleck continued. Now everyone was freaked out that his third-person was gone.
"I'm going to go play my clarinet," Bleck said and walked off.
"Phew, I thought we were dead for sure," Mr. L sighed.
"I thought YOU were dead for sure, since you were DRIVING," Dimentio replied.
"I thought you were driving," Mimi, now herself again, said to Dimentio.
"Well, I wasn't," he replied.
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Castle Bleck Craziness
FanfictionIf you've ever wanted to see what REALLY happens at Castle Bleck on an average day, you're going to love this. A collection of short stories about Count Bleck and our favorite Five Bad Band: Nastasia, O'Chunks, Dimentio, Mr. L, and Mimi. Plus you ne...
