#1:
You: Can I have directions?
Person: To where?
You: To your heart?
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#2:
Are you a beaver because dammm!
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#3:
Are you a volcano because I lava you!
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#4:
Kiss me if I'm wrong but dinosaurs still exist, right?
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#5:
Is your daddy a baker, because you have a nice set of buns.
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#6:
I've seemed to have lost my phone number, can I have yours instead?
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#7:
Do you have a bandaid? I just scrapped my knee falling for you.
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#8:
I'm not a photographer, but I can picture you and me together.
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#9:
I'm sorry I don't think we've met, I wouldn't forget a pretty face like yours.
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#10:
You: Sorry, you owe me a drink.
Person: Why?
You: When I looked at you, I dropped mine.
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#11:
I was so enchanted by your beauty that I walked into a walk over there. So I'm going to need your name and number for insurance purposes.
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