Felix: hey this is Jisung, im on felix's phone because mine is charging.
Changbin: i don't believe you
Felix: god, you and felix are like the same person
Felix: here, i'll tell you something only you and i would know
Felix: you had a dream about a month ago in which felix kept calling you his little muffin to the point where you only responded to it. you forgot your own name and all your family members tried to teach it to you again, but all you knew was 'little muffin.' when you woke up you texted me about it and then i called you 'little muffin' and you told me not to talk to you ever again so i told felix to call you his little muffin and you started rocking back and forth in the corner of your room and felix was really sad because he didn't know what he did wrong.
Changbin: hi jisung
Felix: :)
Felix: anyway i was gonna ask you when you and felix were gonna tell everyone you're dating already
Changbin: we're not dating
Felix: what
Changbin: what do you mean? did felix tell you we were dating?
Felix: no, we all just thought that you guys were shy about it so you didnt wanna actually say it.
Felix: honestly we thought you were dropping hints so you didn't actually have to say it. it was supposed to be an understood thing
Changbin: ????
Felix: dont you two go on dates every weekend??
Changbin: those aren't dates, we're just going places as friends
Felix: friends don't go out to fancy dinners in suits, stargaze, stay overnight together in hotels, go to clubs just to dance with each other, and buy matching rings, Changbin.
Changbin: ...
Changbin: yes they do
Felix: really though, whats stopping you? if you were dating you would do the same stuff you already do but it would be cuter
Changbin: i dont know
Felix: you should kiss him
Changbin: i already did
Felix: like, actually kiss on the lips
Changbin: why would i do that
Felix: because you guys are taking to long and neither of you have made an ACTUAL move
Felix: you know
Felix: you only live once
Changbin: and i'll be fine living that life without kissing Felix
Felix: will you though?
Changbin: yes
Felix: ?
Changbin: maybe
Felix: thats what i thought
Felix: just DO something
Changbin: but then i'll have to, like, be a good boyfriend
Felix: is that what you're worried about?
Changbin: im never worried
Felix: you are aware that Felix wouldn't care if you never talked to him as long as you asked him out, right
Felix: that kid really loves you
Changbin: i know
Changbin: he's the cutest, right?
Felix: oh my god JUST KISS HIM
Changbin: ugh
Changbin: fine
Felix: wait, really
Changbin: where is he?
Felix: are you serious
Changbin: yeah why not
Changbin: wait should i take him somewhere nice?
Changbin: do you think he wants to be the one to do it?
Felix: aw, you're nervous
Felix: also don't go anywhere i wanna see this
