Changbin: what do you wanna eat
Changbin: and please don't say me again
Changbin: tbh it just makes you sound like a cannibal
Felix: you can choose, i don't mind
Changbin: well i don't know what to choose thats why i'm asking you
Felix: just choose something
Changbin: why cant you?
Felix: because i dont know what to choose
Changbin: neither do i
Felix: then i guess we starve
Changbin: are you with the members right now?
Felix: yeah
Changbin: then ask them
Felix: chan said "food"
Changbin: well shit i was gonna eat the tv, there goes that plan
Changbin: how about jeongin
Felix: he said he already ate
Changbin: okay, well what did he eat?
Felix: ice cream
Changbin: of course he did
Changbin: okay you know what, i'll just order pizza
Felix: but i'm on a diet
Changbin: what, why?
Felix: i have to look nice to impress this guy i like
Changbin: sure you do
Felix: ITS TRUE
Changbin: okay, whats his name?
Felix: i think it starts with a "C"
Changbin: mhm
Changbin: is he cute
Felix: the cutest
Felix: he does this thing when he gets shy where he just gets really giggly and he tries to hide it but everyone knows
Changbin: im sure he doesnt do that
Felix: no, he does
Felix: trust me, its my crush
Changbin: is he really cool?
Felix: he's kind of a dork actually
Changbin: no im not
Felix: what
Changbin: *no HE's not
Changbin: sorry, autocorrect
Felix: oh okay
Felix: but seriously, its what i love about him. he's really funny and smart and even though when you first meet him, you feel like you're never gonna be close friends, the more you get to know him the more you see how perfect he is
Changbin: maybe you should tell him you have a crush on him
Felix: are you crazy
Felix: "i have a reputation"
Changbin: are you mocking me?
Felix: maybe
Changbin: you know what? on second thought, dont tell your crush you like him, he probably hates you
Felix: :(
Changbin: and now that whatever that was is over
Changbin: do you or do you not want food?
Felix: I SHOULD GET CAKE MIX ON MY WAY BACK AND WE CAN MAKE A CAKE LIKE THOSE CUTE COUPLES IN MOVIES THAT BAKE TOGETHER AND FALL IN LOVE
Changbin: but im already in love with you
Felix: if my heart was a person, you would have just slaughtered him
Changbin: rip
Felix: but
Felix: um
Felix: do you still wanna make a cake
Changbin: yes, you idiot
