Changbin: hey, i saw this one picture of you that a fan posted
Felix: okay
Changbin: you're cute i guess
Felix: you are aware that we're dating, right? as in, i know you like me and you know i like you? you don't have to pretend you don't love me
Changbin: me? love you?
Felix: yes, changbin
Changbin: i don't know what you're talking about
Felix: why are you like this?
Felix: fine, i'll go get affection from someone who loves me
Changbin: almost everyone is gone
Felix: yeah, except for chan and his boyfriend but i don't wanna third wheel them
Changbin: chan and his what?
Felix: can you not read?
Changbin: is everyone in this group a homosexual?
Felix: if you were surrounded by 8 attractive guys all the time, i doubt you would even have to be gay to go out with one of them
Felix: i guess we just have nothing better to do than make out with guys
Felix: but, hey i'm not complaining
Changbin: so, do you wanna like
Felix: like what?
Changbin: you know
Felix: i'm actually 100% positive i know but maybe you should say it
Changbin: you're annoying
Changbin: just kiss me
Felix: i dont know
Felix: apparently you don't love me
Changbin: omg
Changbin: i hate you
Felix: exactly, thats why im not kissing you
Changbin: please
Changbin: baby
Felix: oh what you think calling me baby is gonna get me in your bed???
Changbin: yes
Felix: well, you're right be there in 5
Changbin: wow, together for months and you still have no self control
Felix: LOOK WHOS TALKING MISTER "hey lets keep the fact that we're dating a secret, but also im gonna kiss you right here in front of all the members cool ahahh"
Changbin: it was an accident
Felix: YOU CANT DO THAT ON ACCIDENT
Changbin: i slipped
Felix: YOU SLIPPED AND JUST SO HAPPENED TO PUT YOUR ARMS AROUND MY NECK AND SMILE BEFORE PUTTING YOUR LIPS ON MY LIPS?
Changbin: exactly
Felix: AND I THOUGHT I WAS THE STUPID ONE
Changbin: i suppose we're even
Felix: okay unlock your door, im done talking to you
Changbin: say please~
Felix: oh my god
Felix: please
Changbin: okay, just come in then
Changbin: it's been unlocked this whole time
Felix: there's this english phrase that goes like "you're lucky you're cute"
Changbin: what does it mean?
Felix: don't worry about it
