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Felix: KNOCK KNOCK

Changbin: who's there?

Felix: FOR THE LAST TIME, IM NOT TRYING TO TELL A JOKE PLEASE LET ME INTO THE BUILDING PEOPLE ARE STARING AT ME

Changbin: i dont think this is how knock knock jokes work

Felix: CHANGBIN PLEASE AT LEAST GIVE ME MY PANTS

Changbin: you want pants?
Changbin: well felix, i wanted pizza
Changbin: but we don't always get what we want
Changbin: especially when a certain someone wakes up at 3am just to go downstairs in their boxers to eat the pizza that you saved

Felix: CHANGBIN PLEASE

Changbin: im not letting you in unless youre coming in here with my pizza

Felix: are you trying to make me go buy pizza in my boxers, because im not doing that

Changbin: then have fun out there

Felix: changbin..

Changbin: felix..

Felix: please

Changbin: over my dead body

Felix: IT WAS JUST PIZZA

Changbin: AND THIS IS JUST SPENDING SOME TIME OUTSIDE

Felix: WHY HAS NOBODY INTERVENED
Felix: DOES JYP KNOW YOU DO THIS?

Changbin: felix this is what you deserve

Felix: changbin, it was P I Z Z A

Changbin: i just called the pizza guy, when he comes you'll be right there to get the pizza

Felix: CHANGBIN
Felix: I HAVE NO PANTS

Changbin: that sounds like your problem

Felix: sometimes i wonder what i see in you

Changbin: i love you, baby

Felix: other times i remember what i see in you

Changbin: thats what i thought now tell me when the pizza comes

Felix: please dont do this

Changbin: im sorry i cant hear you over the sound of you bringing me pizza with no pants on

Felix: yeah, fuck you too

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