Changbin: where are all my hats
Felix: im trying them on
Changbin: what do you mean
Changbin: give me my hats
Felix: we're basically dating im allowed to steal your clothes
Changbin: why do you need to steal all of them
Felix: i need to see which one looks the best on me
Changbin: you probably look bad in all of them, now give me my hats
Felix: wow that sounds pretty mean for someone who wants their hats back
Changbin: what is wrong with you
Felix: i have a thing for wearing your hats, is that a problem?
Changbin: YES
Felix: oh please, every other time i take them you dont care
Changbin: youve taken them more than once????
Felix: yeah but this time i decided to do it during the day
Changbin: YOU STEAL MY HATS WHILE IM SLEEPING?
Felix: just to try them on
Changbin: YOU HAVE HATS
Felix: but i like yours
Changbin: WHATS THE DIFFERENCE
Felix: my hats are mine
Felix: your hats are yours
Felix: theres a big difference
Changbin: IF OWNERSHIP IS THE ONLY DIFFERENCE THEN JUST WEAR YOUR HATS AND PRETEND THEYRE MINE
Changbin: I DIDNT ASK TO HEAR ABOUT THIS THIS WEIRD HAT STEALING KINK OF YOURS I JUST WANT MY HATS BACK
Felix: its not a kink
Felix: its a way of life
Changbin: what the actual fuck
Felix: my exes never had this many hats
Felix: its overwhelming
Changbin: woah woah woah
Changbin: exes?
Changbin: how many people have you dated?
Felix: only a few
Felix: one was a girl
Felix: it didn't work out
Felix: for obvious reasons
Felix: but you know, i thought i'd go for it
Felix: see what all the fuss was about
Felix: 2/10, too straight for my liking
Changbin: of course
Felix: nobody i dated was as hot as you though
Changbin: obviously
Felix: confident, much?
Changbin: is there a reason i shouldnt be?
Felix: sometimes its annoying how perfect you are
Changbin: i speak behalf on anyone that has ever seen you when i say, youre literally a god so the fact that youre complaining about someone else being perfect is stupid
Felix: i guess we're both perfect
Changbin: perfect for each other
Felix: hah, gay
Changbin: yes, felix, thats the point
Felix: ok im taking your light blue hat
Changbin: oml just give me my hats
Felix: come get them if you want them so bad
Changbin: let me guess, theyre in your bedroom and because im coming to get them i may as well stay the night because i'll be there anyway and ive got nothing better to do
Felix: well if you insist
Changbin: you're stupid
Felix: whos really the stupid one here,
Felix: the idiot
Felix: or the one that fell in love with the idiot
Changbin: the idiot thats about to get beat up for being an annoying hoe
Felix: fair enough
Felix: see you soon
