Changbin: so you know that guy i was talking about yesterday?
Felix: changbin i swear to god
Changbin: i talked to him today
Felix: and?
Changbin: i took him out to dinner
Felix: CHANGBIN
Changbin: yeah, we were both in suits from the meeting so i just invited him out to this fancy japanese place
Felix: please tell me he had a horrible personality
Changbin: actually we hit it off really well, his taste in music is really similar to mine and overall he's a really chill guy
Felix: DAMNIT
Felix: did he talk too much?
Felix: or not talk enough?
Changbin: nah, the conversation flowed really well. we always had something to talk about
Felix: COME ON
Felix: did he have some weird habit?
Felix: did he put too much sauce on his food?
Felix: did he chew with his mouth open?
Felix: did he not offer to pay the bill?
Changbin: nope, he was really cool
Felix: SO HOW DID IT GO?
Changbin: i mean, i got his phone number
Felix: so
Felix: are
Felix: you
Felix: in
Felix: to
Felix: him?
Changbin: kind of
Felix: great :)))))))
Felix: im so happy for you :)))))))))
Changbin: but he has a girlfriend, so
Felix: OH THANK GOD
Felix: DONT EVER DO THAT TO ME AGAIN
Changbin: ?
Felix: DONT PLAY DUMB, YOU DID THAT ON PURPOSE
Changbin: maybe
Felix: why do i even like you
Changbin: i could ask you the same thing
Felix: excuse me, im an amazing person
Changbin: yeah, okay
Felix: say it
Changbin: you're an "amazing person"
Felix: why did you put quotes around "amazing person"?
Changbin: no reason
Changbin: just letting you know i "love you"
Felix: stop doing that
Changbin: because youre "attractive"
Changbin: and "funny"
Felix: im not picking you up from the airport tomorrow
Changbin: i thought you missed me
Felix: and i thought you loved me
Changbin: i do
Felix: prove it
Changbin: just ask jisung
Felix: okay brb
Changbin: NO DONT ACTUALLY DO IT
Changbin: FELIX DONT
Changbin: HE KNOWS TOO MUCH
Felix: remind me to hug jisung
Felix: what would i do without him
Changbin: what. did. he. say.
Felix: nothing much, just something you said when you got wasted a month ago
Changbin: felix, no
Felix: felix, yes
Felix: "im leaving this party. i dont want felix to know how hot i think he is and if i get any more drunk i might just say it without thinking. okay, bye. make sure nobody tries to hit on felix because im not in the mood to loose my future husband"
Felix: drunk changbin is a changbin i need to have a conversation with
Changbin: drunk changbin is a changbin that needs to shut his damn mouth
Felix: at least drunk changbin loves me
Felix: also "future husband" is one of the cutest things you've ever called me
Changbin: i was drunk, dont do this to me
Felix: drunk in love
Changbin: shut your mouth
Felix: whatever you say, future husband
Changbin: s t o p
Felix: should i propose or do you wanna do it?
Changbin: we arent even dating
Felix: we could have been dating by now if you werent so uncooperative
Changbin: i wanted to make sure you were the one
Felix: so now youre sure?
Changbin: mhm
Changbin: id have to be the dumbest person on earth to let you leave me
Felix: and id have to be even dumber to walk away
