Felix: did you read them
Felix: did you read them
Felix: did you read them
Changbin: what
Felix: you know what
Felix: the texts from last night
Changbin: i texted you last night?
Changbin: oh
Changbin: i texted you last night.
Felix: it was quite enjoyable
Felix: learned some things
Changbin: oh my god
Changbin: i dont like being called daddy
Changbin: so dont
Felix: whatever you say~
Changbin: dont
Felix: OH also were you serious about minho and jisung making out?
Changbin: MINHO AND JISUNG MADE OUT?
Felix: YOU SAID SO
Changbin: I NEVER REMEMBER NIGHTS LIKE THIS, MAYBE THIS ISNT THE FIRST TIME
Changbin: that makes so much sense because right when we were all awake in the hotel room minho said, "jisung can i talk to you" and they went into the bathroom. all i heard minho say in there was "do you remember" so i assume he's talking about last night. maybe they do this a lot, but this is the first time minho remembers in the morning. OR minho remembers every time, but jisung is always painfully unaware and so minho never brings it up until today because its killing him inside. OR they BOTH remember every time but they think the other one forgot so neither one brings it up even though theyre dying to talk about it.
Felix: what fan fiction is this
Changbin: whats fan fiction
Felix: not important
Felix: anyway YOU HAVE TO KEEP EAVESDROPPING
Felix: are they still talking in the bathroom?
Changbin: i think so
Changbin: but theyre both being really quiet
Felix: get closer to the door
Changbin: okay okay
Changbin: i'll tell you if i hear anything
Changbin: "where do we go from here"
Felix: i actually feel like i watching a movie
Changbin: "where do you wanna go?"
Changbin: one of them sighed
Changbin: "i dont want to just kiss you all the time and have it mean nothing. you have no idea how hard it's been for me to pretend like im not in love with you. i just want to tell you everything you are to me, but i dont know how to say it, and its so frustrating."
Felix: woah
Changbin: "you dont have to say anything."
Changbin: UPDATE: THEYRE KISSING
Felix: WOO
Felix: I SHIP IT
Changbin: minsung?
Felix: YES CHANGBIN
Felix: MINSUNG
Changbin: oh no
Felix: whatwhatwhat
Changbin: "we cant tell anybody about us. not even changbin and felix. you never know what could happen if jyp finds out."
Felix: CHANGBIN I CANT KEEP SECRETS
Changbin: calm down felix, it will be fine
Felix: NO LIKE I CANT
Felix: AT ALL
Changbin: i know
Changbin: if you could keep secrets, jyp would probably still think youre straight
Felix: and if drunk changbin could keep secrets i wouldnt have known about your daddy kink
Changbin: to be fair, i was drunk
Changbin: youre just dumb
Felix: SO ITS TRUE
Felix: YOU DO WANT ME TO CALL YOU DADDY
Changbin: i didnt say that
Felix: it was implied when you didnt correct me, you just said you were drunk
Changbin: whatever
Felix: :)
Changbin: we still dont know what to do about minsung's secret relationship
Felix: well if we cant be the ones to tell everyone on accident
Felix: we have to make them do it
Changbin: so youre saying we make them accidentally out themselves
Felix: exactly
Changbin: good luck with that
Felix: trust me i know what im doing
Felix: just dont get jealous if i start flirting with one of them, its for a good cause
Changbin: this isnt going to end well
Felix: trust me
Felix: daddy
Changbin: GOODBYE
