Felix: hi
Changbin: hello
Felix: so, speaking of kinks
Changbin: actually we weren't speaking of kinks at all
Felix: excuse me, i wasn't finished
Felix: anyway
Felix: where was i?
Changbin: ...
Felix: oh yeah
Felix: so speaking of kinks
Felix: what are yours
Changbin: you're like 5 years old why do you care
Felix: oh please, we're basically the same age
Changbin: whatever thats not the point
Changbin: why do you ask?
Felix: just curious
Changbin: i don't have any
Felix: i don't believe you
Changbin: can you prove me wrong
Felix: well i mean i could
Felix: but that has questionable implications
Felix: and i'm not sure you would like the process used to do so
Changbin: how do you know i wouldnt like it
Felix: oh
Felix: in that case i can certainly prove that your claim to "have no kinks" is incorrect.
Felix: just come to my room
Changbin: im at the store
Felix: then come to my room later
Changbin: but i'll be tired later
Felix: is this how you think sexting works
Changbin: no, but i'll buy you candy if you stop attempting to turn this into an inappropriate conversation
Felix: done
Felix: but this is gonna be a lot less interesting
Changbin: i know
Changbin: but maybe it'll teach you to stop talking about my thighs and "hot ass tongue"
Felix: that was one time
Changbin: yeah and it just so happened to be the 'one time' jeongin was standing right behind you
Felix: he probably talks about your hot ass tongue, too
Changbin: literally nobody else does that but you
Felix: thats what you think
Felix: im actually the host of our monthly "lets talk about how hot Changbin is" meetings
Changbin: is that what you were doing when you and jisung bribed minho to sit in your room, in a circle at 3am?
Felix: you make it sound like i'm crazy
Changbin: you make yourself sound crazy
Felix: rude
Changbin: okay im about to drive back, so say your goodbyes
Felix: have a lovely day
Changbin: thats a lot cuter than the message i was expecting
Felix: maybe when you get home you can pin me against a wall and show me how hot that tongue of yours actually is
Changbin: there it is
Changbin: also no
