Felix: psst, hey changbin
Felix: changbinnie, check your phone
Felix: c'mon
Changbin: can i help you?
Felix: this is the perfect time to mess with minho and jisung
Changbin: oh god, what are you planning
Felix: so we could do one of two things.
Felix: since all the members are playing truth or dare with us, they're all gonna see what goes down.
Felix: so
Felix: we either dare them to kiss each other
Felix: or dare one to kiss another member and see if the other one gets jealous
Changbin: or both
Felix: both?
Changbin: make minho kiss another member. knowing jisung and his tendency to make reckless decisions, he'll be jealous enough to (on his next turn) dare minho to kiss him without any of our help.
Changbin: if we can plan this just right, jisung will be the one to at the very least make the members suspect something
Felix: you're hot when you're manipulating your best friends
Changbin: you have problems
Changbin: but as i was saying
Changbin: this will go smoothly if we do it right
Changbin: on your next turn dare minho to kiss someone
Felix: dont worry i got you
Changbin: i guess i'll just narrate while you answer truths
Changbin: okay easy question "are you gay"
Changbin: you said you "honestly didn't know" which is total bullshit, ive seen you around girls
Changbin: okay now you're daring minho
Changbin: okay yeah kiss someone
Changbin: JISUNG ALREADY LOOKS LOWKEY ANNOYED HAHAHA
Changbin: wait
Changbin: felix did you just
Changbin: WHEN I SAID DARE HIM TO KISS SOMEONE
Changbin: I DIDNT MEAN ME
Felix: jisung is your best friend and one of the only members that knows you like guys, so it will make him extra mad that youre the one kissing minho
Changbin: im gonna kill you lee felix
Changbin: after i kiss my friends boyfriend
Felix: :)
Felix: i think i should be jealous right now
Felix: but ive kind of always wanted to see what you look like when youre kissing someone.
Felix: its hard to tell when my eyes are closed
Felix: wow, have you ever seen someone more dead inside than changbin kissing someone that isnt me
Felix: cute
Felix: i mean jisung is pissed but its cute
Felix: okay not gonna lie im kinda jealous
Felix: and there we go
Felix: part 1 of the plan complete
Felix: how do you feel
Changbin: fuck you
Felix: later, we have a couple to expose
Felix: now lets wait until jisung's turn and see if he's as big of a jealous hoe as you assume
Changbin: see told you
Felix: OR HE COULD JUST KISS MINHO OUT OF NOWHERE THEN LEAVE THAT WORKS TOO
Felix: WHAT JUST HAPPENED
Changbin: im jisung's best friend, i've known that he's salty as hell for years
Felix: and i thought I was jealous
Changbin: you are
Changbin: after minho kiss me you legit wiped off my lips with your thumb
Felix: i thought you didnt notice
Changbin: ITS MY LIPS HOW WOULD I NOT NOTICE
Changbin: oh and there goes minho running after his man
Felix: goals
Changbin: i'll bet you $10 theyre gonna make out in the dorms
Felix: i'll bet you 20 that they'll be doing more with all that pent up anger
Changbin: i guess theres only one way to find out
Felix: are you suggesting that we spy on them?
Changbin: it wouldnt be the first time
Felix: youre evil
Changbin: you love it
Felix: duh
Changbin: i suppose we should go now and see whats up
Felix: lets go~
