Amy: Wait for it.. 9:01. Aubrey Posen is officially late for the first time ever. who's got theories?
Emily: Her alarm didn't go off.
Amy: All 3 alarms? Come on, take this seriously!
Beca: She was kidnapped!
Amy: Better!
Lily: I bet she tucked herself in and got stuck
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Emily: So.. what's it like being married to Beca?
Chloe: Once, I asked her for a glass of water when she was pissed at me, and she brought me a glass full of ice and said "wait."
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Emily: I drink to forget.. but I always remember.
Beca: Dude, you're drinking a soda.
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Aubrey: Does anybody have any ideas?
Lilly: I have an idea.
Aubrey: No murder. Nothing illegal.
Lilly: I no longer have an idea.
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ok lmao first chapter
I just find these so funny
