Aubrey: I've only slept nine hours in the past three days and I'm on the verge of a mental breakdown. Please be gentle with me.
Aubrey: *bites into her phone*
Aubrey: ..this isn't a bagel.
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Chloe: Beca, you need to react when people cry!
Bec: I did. I rolled my eyes.
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Aubrey: it's so hot.
Stacie: yeah sorry, it's because of me.
Lilly: *gets excited* is it because you're a demon?
Flo: no, it's because of climate change.
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*Beca locks herself in her room*
Aubrey: Beca, come on!
Stacie: we have to go, please hurry! We'll be late.
Aubrey: Beca, come out!!
Beca: I'M GAY, OKAY?
Aubrey: that's not what I meant.. but I'm still proud of you!
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Amy: Hey, Shawshank!
Beca: don't talk to me.
Amy: why, what did I do?
Beca: last night, you were so drunk you got my iPad and put it in the blender.
Amy: ..really??
Beca: yeah. You said you were making apple juice.
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Aubrey: has anyone ever told you you're really fucking annoying, Legacy?
Emily: *holding back tears* n-no why?
Aubrey: good, because I really don't feel like fighting anyone today.
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Beca: I'm not afraid to be alone with my thoughts. My thoughts are awesome.
Beca: Die Hard 6 on a cruise ship, pizza bagel restaurant, my father never loved me.
Beca: I'm gonna die alone.
Beca: oh, boy. That happened fast.
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Beca: Damn Chlo, it's dark in here...
Chloe:
Beca: I'm not scared or anything.
Chloe:
Beca: I mean, who's scared of the dark these days?
Right, dude? Not me. No, sir.
Chloe: Do you want me to hold your hand?
Beca: Yes, please.
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Chloe: You wanna see a magic trick?
Beca: Fine.
Chloe: Hold out your hand.
Chloe: *takes Beca's hand*
