Fat Amy: Are you a big spoon or a little spoon?
Beca: I'm a knife.
Chloe, from across the room: She's a little spoon.
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Cynthia Rose : My sexuality doesn't define me.
Beca: Hey, how are you?
Cynthia Rose: Gay.
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Chloe: [carves 'Chloe + Beca' into a tree]
Beca: What a nerd.
Beca: [adds '4ever']
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Aubrey: What's this?
Beca: It's my to-do list.
Aubrey: Oh? That's great. I'm so glad that you're starting to be more organiz-
Aubrey: This just says "Chloe".
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Aubrey: hey Stacie, are you a painting?
Stacie:... No?
Aubrey: Because I'd like to nail you against the wall
Beca: oh, thank god, I thought you were going to say that you wanted to hang her
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Gail: I need all of you to be straight with me.
Fat Amy: [looking at the others] That's going to be extremely hard for everyone here.
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Lily: your honor, I would like to plead guilty as well as request the death penalty.
Judge: this... Is a parking ticket...
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Beca: Ow, my cheeks are killing me from smiling
Beca: Pretending to be so polite is exhausting.
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Aubrey: wait you really like me?? For my personality?
Stacie: I know, I was surprised too.
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Chloe: I hate when people say that you're too young to be in love. Let me remind you that when Romeo and Juliet met, Romeo was 16 and Juliet was 13.
Aubrey: Chloe, six people died and it lasted 3 days.
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Ashley: So, who is the more clingy one?
Beca, one hand playing with Chloe's hair
affectionately, after placing a soft kiss on her cheek while her other arm is wrapped around her waist: Chloe, obviously.
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Beca: I really like it when girls roll up their sleeves so you can see their forearms.
Chloe, looking down realizing she only has 2 arms: Aw fuck.
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[At Camila and Lauren's wedding]
Chloe, pulling out bread: Hello everybody, I'd like to make a toast!
