Emily: I got the steak from the freezer.
*slams a package onto the kitchen counter*
Chloe: Why do you have chocolate on your face?
Emily: It was under a chocolate pie.
Chloe: So you ate your way through it?
Emily: I made a judgment call. You weren't there.
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Emily: Who's going to take care of me?
Beca: Amy is.
Emily: I'm serious.
Chloe: Aubrey.
Emily: Okay, let's go.
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Chloe: There's not one embarrassing photo of Beca. Even her mugshots were cute.
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Jessica: Oh my god. That burger was so good, I feel like I just cheated on you.
Ashley: Yeah, I heard the moaning.
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Aubrey: I don't understand why you need a gay club. We get it, you're here, you're queer, we're used to it. Move on!
Chloe: Aubrey, what if someone told you not to talk about the Bellas?
Aubrey: I would kick them in the balls, why do you ask?
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[at the activities fair]
Chloe: Why are you smiling?
Aubrey: Someone has a crush...
Chloe: No I don't, I don't even know her!
Chloe: YOU have a crush on her!
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Chloe: I don't even wanna talk to her until I know for sure that she's gay!
Aubrey: hmm...
Chloe: Wait, what are you doing-
Aubrey: Excuse me, Beca! What colour lipstick are you wearing?
Beca: Oh I don't wear lipstick! Just Chapstick.
Aubrey: Oh, nice!
Aubrey: *walking past Chloe* GAY!
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Aubrey: Can I confess you something dark?
Emily: When you eat sushi, do you ever imagine the fish screaming?
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Fat Amy: I have a salsa emergency
Flo: The condiment or the dance?
Flo: I am equipped for both
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Stacie: Your wife is bonkers.
Beca: yeah, but she's cute.
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Ashley: Jessica is full of sunshine and sweets and hope. And every time I try to tell her the world is on fire, she just hands me marshmallows to roast.
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Chloe: I fell off a cruise ship, but I'm back
Stacie: Oh, shit.
Chloe: Yeah, "oh shit." Took a hard, hard, violent fall. Kind of pinballed down. Hit a lot of railings, broke a lot of shit. I'm not going to say I survived, I'm going to say I thrived. I met a dolphin down there. And I swear to God, that dolphin looked not at me, but into my soul, into my goddamn soul, Stace. And he said, "I'm saving you Chloe." Not with his mouth, but he said it, I'm assuming, telepathically.
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Stacie: [talking to Aubrey] You are more beautiful than Cinderella! You smell like pine needles, and have a face like sunshine!
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[at the Bella's bus after Regionals]
Aubrey: Stacie, would you stop taking pictures of yourself? Beca is going to jail!
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