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Chloe: would I rather be feared or loved? Easy- both.
Chloe: I want people to be afraid of how much they love me.
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Beca: Legacy? You're still here? I thought you left.
Emily: I'm contemplating what life really means,
do we have a purpose? Or are we all just aimlessly wandering around looking for food?
Beca: ...
Emily: Plus, Amy glued my ass to the chair.
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Interviewer: What are your three best qualities?
Chloe: I'm gay, I have soft hair, and sometimes I cry because I love my friends.
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Beca: Nope, you're not sharing rooms with Stacie.
Aubrey: What? It's not like we're gonna have sex
or something!
Stacie: [Nervous laughing] We're not?
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Aubrey: What are you reading?
Chloe: A book of things I love.
Aubrey: That's a photo album of Beca.
Chloe: Oh what a coincidence.
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Emily: [Kicks the door open looking panicked]
Aubrey: What did you do?
Emily: NOBODY DIED
Aubrey: WHAT KIND OF ANSWER IS THAT!?
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Emily: You're smiling. Did something good happen?
Beca: Can't I just smile because I feel like it?
Amy: Chicago tripped and fell in the parking lot.
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Emily: Hey, why do you look so tired and have bite marks all over your neck?
Beca, who got fucked within an inch of their life the night before and is about to invent vampires: Oh, haven't you heard?
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Fat Amy: What if "It's Raining Men" and "Let the bodies hit the floor" are both about the same event but from different perspectives?
Beca: I'm literally begging you to stop.
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Chloe: Becs, stress is not good for the baby.
Beca: What baby?!
Chloe: Me, I'm the baby.
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Beca: *laying face-down on her bed*
Fat Amy: Hey, you doing okay?
Beca: *muffled* I just need a bit of a break from
everything. Including existing.
Fat Amy: Alright. If that's what you want.
Fat Amy: *plops face-down on Beca's bed with
her*
Beca: *looks up in confusion* What are you doing?
Fat Amy: *looks up at Beca* I'm taking a break from existing with you.
Beca: *smiles slightly*
Both: *lay face down in silence until Beca feels better*
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Aubrey: What are you doing?
Chloe: [Surrounded by 20 kittens] In my defence, I was left unsupervised.
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Emily: [Stumbling out of her bedroom at 2 AM on Christmas morning]
Emily: [Sees Beca crouched under the Bellas Christmas tree, placing presents under it]
Emily: Beca what are you doing?
Beca: [Sees Emily and freaks out] I-I I'm just looking at the presents Santa left for you all, he was here only a few minutes ago, you just missed him.
Emily: Beca, I'm 18, I know the truth about Santa Claus, I know he isn't-
Beca: You're not the only person in this house Legacy, some of us are trying to keep the Christmas spirit alive.
Chloe: [Emerges from her room to see the presents under the tree]
Chloe: SANTA CAME!
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*The Bellas decorating for Christmas*
Chloe: Stacie can you bring me the cute little-
Stacie: *Leaves before Chloe can finish, retuning with Emily in her arms*
Stacie: Here you go Chlo
Emily:
The Bellas:
Chloe: I was going to ask for the cute little snowflake ornaments
Stacie: Oh you just said cute and little so I just assumed...
Chloe: I can see that
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Flo: If I were a drink, I'd be cherry vanilla coke. If you were a drink what would you be?
Beca: Bleach.
Emily: Sewage.
Stacie: Please calm down, edgelords.
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Flo: What if people had food names and food had people names?
Fat Amy, to Stacie: Hey spaghetti, time for dinner.
Stacie: What are we having?
Fat Amy: Aubrey.
Beca: Why am I friends with you guys?
Stacie: Shut up, potato.
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Flo: [referring to her mean classmate] I'm gonna fix this my way. I am going to kill him...
[Lilly gasps with excitement]
Flo: ...with kindness.
[Lilly makes disappointed noise]
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Emily: Why can't dinosaurs clap?
Chloe [sighing]: Because their hands are too sm-
Beca: Because they're all dead.
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