Emily: I have edge.
Beca: you really don't. You are literally the most wide-eyed person I've ever met. You have the face of a cartoon lamb.
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Aubrey: we need a distraction. Are any of you good at jumping up and down and making annoying noises?
Jessica and Ashley: *looking off in the distance with their hair blowing in the wind* our time has come.
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Flo: in my hometown, there's a saying that goes "Love is just around the corner"
Chloe: that's actually really sweet-
Flo: I come from a neighborhood with a lot of prostitutes.
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Amy: over twenty years ago, I lost my best friend, Beca Mitchell.
Beca, from across the house: QUIT TELLING PEOPLE I'M DEAD!
Amy: sometimes I can still hear her voice.
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Beca: okay, whoever thinks Emily is my daughter, raise your hand.
*everyone raises hand*
Beca: chloe!
Chloe: I thought it was on the downlow, like I wasn't suppose to mention it?
Beca:
Beca: ...Emily, put your hand down.
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Aubrey: have you ever had anyone attack you for no reason?
Beca: you tried to rip out my vocal cords so you could feed them to wolves.
Aubrey: Beca, I did not rip out your vocal cords TWICE. Now makes three times I haven't ripped them out. I mean,we're practically best friends.
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Benji: so i hear you like bad boys
Emily: no not really
Benji: oh thank god
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Amy: You're not talking any sense into me. You're cheering me on to disaster.
Beca: ...Is that not half the reason I'm your best friend in the first place?
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Aubrey: Just somebody get the book!
Emily: Flo, get the book! The book!
Flo: Okay! [Runs and grabs a book and hands it to Emily] Okay! Here!
Emily: The Bible?!
Flo: I don't know!
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Stacie: Hey Lilly, did you know some people online are saying that you are a demon?
Lilly: What? That's ridiculous!
Lilly: [pulls out a walkie talkie and whispers into it] They're on to us.
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Amy: Y'know, family. Nothing else matters.
Cynthia Rose:
Beca: [from the other room] Amy?
