Chloe: Oh come on, I wasn't that drunk.
Aubrey: You tried to color my face with a highlighter because you told me I was important.
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Chloe: *sneezes*
Beca:
Chloe: You're not even gonna say "bless you"?
Beca: I'm sitting here with you, you've clearly been blessed.
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Beca: I go into housewife mode when I'm in a relationship. I will make you waffles every morning.
Chloe: This is a lie.
Chloe: I'm literally dating this girl, this is a lie.
Chloe: You don't even know how to make waffles, Beca, what is this?
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Beca: We can't tell anybody else about us, okay?
Chloe: I just told Aubrey.
Aubrey: I only told Stacie.
Stacie: And I told Amy.
Fat Amy: And I told many, many people.
Beca: ...
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Chloe: You know Amy, I heard that one of us is gay.
Fat Amy: ...
Chloe: I hope it's Beca.
Chloe: Beca's cute.
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Aubrey: You're really campaigning for Bitch Of the Year, aren't you?
Beca: As defending champion, you nervous?
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Lilly: I have an idea.
Cynthia Rose: Your last idea was murder.
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Aubrey: So, should we go to plan B?
Chloe: Wouldn't this be more like plan G?
Beca: How many plans do we have? Is there like, a plan M?
Fat Amy: Yeah, but you die in plan M.
Aubrey: I like plan M. We should do plan M.
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Aubrey: My hands are cold.
Stacie: Put them in my pants.
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Chloe: How does this dress look?
Beca: Amazing, I wish I could pull that off.
Chloe: Go ahead.
Beca: What?
Chloe: What?
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Chloe: Don't say a word.
Beca: ...
Beca: ...
Beca: Fergalicious.
Chloe: Beca, I said no words.
Beca: Oh, I see how it works. Two weeks ago, playing Scrabble, and it's not a word, and now suddenly it's a word because it's convenient for you.
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Jessica: But who can I trust?
Ashley: Yourself.
Jessica: [scoffs] No.
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Aubrey: Chloe, come here for a sec...
Chloe: Ughhhh, it's always "Chloe, come here" or
worse "Chloe, come out", or...or...
Beca: *under her breath" Chloe, come on my face...
Chloe: W-what?
Beca: What?
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[at the Bellas house]
Fat Amy: Hey, Flo. Guess how many ping pong balls are in the jar.
Flo: Uh...
Flo: [staring at the jar] 237.
Beca: Flo. How'd you know that?
Flo: Isn't it obvious?
[All the Bellas take a step back]
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Stacie: You use sarcasm to distance yourself from people.
Beca: Yet, you're still here.
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Aubrey: I blame Amy for this.
Aubrey: And Beca, too. I blame her.
Beca: What did I do?
Aubrey: I'm sure you did something.
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[Beca realizing she's bisexual]
Beca: [thinks of Chloe's ass]
Beca: [remembers how she felt when she first met Chloe]
Beca: [gasps]
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[Chloe packed their lunches]
Fat Amy: I think I got your lunch.
[note; I am very proud of you. Love, Chloe]
Emily: Oh yeah, I didn't think this was for me.
[note; Be good. For the love of God, PLEASE be good.]
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Beca: I started college with straight A's.
Chloe: [walks by]
Beca: Now I'm not even straight.
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