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Beca: sex does not mean you're dating.

Stacie: yeah! If it did, Aubrey and I would be dating.

The Bellas:

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Aubrey, to Beca, Amy and Stacie: why is it that whenever anything happens, it's always you three?

Beca: I've been wondering that myself for four years, Aubrey.

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Beca: it's not a big deal!

Chloe: it's a huge deal! You said that if you were to ever do same-sex experimentation, it would be with me!

Beca: I never said that.

Chloe: it had been implied..

Beca: by you!

Chloe: ..well implications get responses, and it takes two to tango.

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*on the phone*

Chloe: wait, how'd you get this number?

Emily: Beca writes it on my leg every morning in case I get lost.

Chloe:

Emily: I'm lost.

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Chloe: what's for dinner?

Amy: tonight, I'm serving LOOKS.

Beca: *bangs fists on the table* WE HAVEN'T EATEN IN THREE DAYS!

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Chloe: when I woke up this morning, I did 50 push-ups, drank green tea, and went for a 30 minute jog.

Beca: when I woke up, I spent an hour just waking up.

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Chloe: *sneezes*

Emily: *hands her a tissue* don't worry, I got you.

Aubrey: *giving her a handkerchief* No, take this.

Beca: *takes off her shirt* here.

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Chloe: *fondly looking at her wife* I wonder what she's thinking about.

Beca: [Mii Channel music]

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Beca: I hate you with every inch of my being.

Aubrey: That's not a lot of inches.

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Bumper: French is the language of love. Oh, say it again, Amy!

Fat Amy: Omelette du fromage.

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Amy: Aubrey, this steak is a little tough.

Aubrey: So is life... and then you die.

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Beca: Get me a vodka rocks.

Emily: Mom, it's breakfast.

Beca: And a piece of toast.

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Emily: Benji and Chloe sent us care packages.

Beca: 'Hey Beca, just a few things to remind you of home. Love, Chloe.' Ah, waffle mix, yellow cup, new pyjamas... Wow, there's a lot of stuff. Box one of twelve?!

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short chap, sorry, can y'all start commenting?

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