Ever since Ren-sama had placed me on his desk, about half an hour had passed. I felt miserable beyond words. Like, if I were to describe this empty feeling I was having, we'd be here all day.
Plus, my pudding mind can't think up of much words to use.
BuT whY cAN'T hE LoVE mE!?
WhYyyyYyyyyYyyYYyyYyy—
Just when I was having another meltdown (I don't know how many I've had so far) Ren-sama finally moved from his spot. He let out a really hot, and I mean, really really hot groan which made me wanna smash my pudding self against the wall.
FuDGe YoU Ren-SaMA pLeASe EAT ME ALreADyYy (；д；)—
What he started saying next caught my utmost attention (every little thing he did caught my attention though).
"I'd rather eat up someone cute like Ji-kun than that stupid pudding." He sighed, putting down the manga he was reading. My amazing pudding vision allowed me to take a glimpse of what the page had.
It was a scene of a cute boy getting eaten up by someone really similar to Ren-sama.
Wait.
STUPID PUDDING?
I'M HURT.
Ren-sama, baka.
He would eat a cute boy rather than me? An already delicious-looking, tempting, worth-drooling-over pudding?
So...cute is more edible than me?
Before I could ponder more over it, a knock was heard on the door. The doorknob twisted and the owner of the knock poked her head in. Ren-sama hastily shoved the manga underneath his pillow.
A girl with the same black hair and blue eyes as Ren-sama stepped in, "Big brother~"
"Riko! How many times did I tell you not to enter my room like that!" Ren-sama exclaimed. I awed, seeing the flustered look on his face. Cute.
She giggled, walking over to Ren-sama with a smug look on her face. "Ara~ I knew you were reading another yaoi manga!~"
"Geh-" Ren-sama's face turned a shade of red as Riko dived onto the bed and grabbed the manga from below the pillow. She let out a cute squeal, hugging the manga to her chest.
I stared at Riko's small, cute mouth as she let out the squeal. Dear Pudding, I'd be puddinged if she ate me too. That girl's definitely the cute, female version of Ren-sama. Only a bit smaller. Ren-sama's family is amazing; they all are worthy of eating me up ;u;
But nevertheless, my duty is tO GET REN-SAMA TO EAT ME.
BECAUSE REN-SAMA IS BAE.
As if Riko-sama noticed me yelling about my only goal in life, she turned to face me. I would've stepped back with a flinch if I weren't a pudding.
"Big brother, again? Mom will be upset," Riko-sama pouted. Doughnuts, girl, take a bite of me, please. "So will the pudding!" She added, looking at my way with a sad look in her eyes.
Does she... Does she understand me? *✧ (*；д；) ✧*
Ren-sama grunted, falling back on his back oknto the bed. "I don't like deserts much, anymore, Riko."
"Then what do you even like!" Riko-sama exasperated, sitting on the bed beside Ren-sama.
Ren-sama smirked which made my emotions rage once more.
"You know I like cute boys and girls more~"
Riko-sama slapped her hands over her mouth, a mixed look of shock, surprised and excitement on her face. "OHMYGOSHYOUFINALLYADMITTEDIT!!!!" Riko-sama shrieked, throwing her arms around Ren-sama's neck.
"Yup, yup, rejoice." Ren-sama chuckled, patting on the very excited girl on the back, "Now get off, I can't breathe."
Riko-sama let go. She had stopped shrieking but had her mouth wide open in a silent scream. While she was being very happy, I was sitting in the desk getting more and more depressed.
"Now do you understand? I'd rather eat a cute boy or girl so you can take the pudding now."
Still very giddy form her joy, Riko-sama nodded with a huge smile on her face but suddenly frowned.
"You sure you don't want the pudding?" She asked.
"Yeah, 100%."
She made a sad face, walked towards me, picked me up carefully, like the fragile pudding I was and walked out of the room. I was fine with getting eaten by Riko-sama, but Ren-sama's lips lingered in my pudding mind.
I am going to be eaten, but it doesn't feel right ;—;
How do you guys like Riko?~ :DD
*wondering what on Pudding I wrote this time*
Wow this chapter got so long—
*suddenly gets a random thought* Oh my Pudding, if Riko and pudding got shipped, would the ship name be Piko???
*cough* so um, *cough* vote, comment and stuffz
*throws glittery smoke bomb and disappears Miu-style*
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Master, Please Eat Me!
Humor"Wh-why won't master eat me!" "I want to be eaten ;-;" "Dear Pudding Lord, turn me into something more edible for master, amen ;-;" . . . "Bless you dear Lord, thank you so much for this delicious looking treat ✧ \(Ｔ▽Ｔ)> ✧"
