Lust's P.O.V
I woke up with trudging noises. "Ngh, w-where?" I sat upwards slowly and took in my enviroment. "Hey Love, how ya feeling?" Horror asked. I smiled. "I feel refreshed!" I pecked his cheekbone. He blushed lightly and smiled genuinely. He put me down. "And I'm not sore anymore!" I fibbed.
Horror: Heh, sorry 'bout that.
Nightmare: Oh, he's awake.
Dust: Good to know, now we can tell him.
Lust: Tell me what?
Nightmare: Well-
Cross: Okay no freaking sugarcoating this. SF your friend is now after Horror after Horror told SF that you two mated and he's now jealous. Now SF is going after Horror and try to kill him so he can be your boyfriend. So far we haven't seen him and all we know is that he could maybe be following us.
Lust: You could've just shorten it by saying SF is jealous and wants to get rid of Horror to have my soul.
Horror: No sugarcoating.
Killer: I hear something.
*rustle rustle*
Lust: Probably a squirrel.
???: Nah, this time I actually appear.
Horror: And I'm done for.
SF: No shit. You, me, fight.
Lust: Dude, I'm choosing Horror.
SF: We can be so much more than friends!
Lust: But I fell in love with Horror!
Horror: Hah! Face it dude! He loves me!
SF: Wanna die!?
Horror: Bring it!!
Nightmare: And lets stop here. *grabs the two and pull them apart* you two are like two male wolves fighting over a female in heat.
Lust: Yeah, can you two not fight?
SF: Dammit!
Horror: Night let me go! I'll rip out his throat!
Killer: Yeah no.
Dust: Can you guys get along?
Horror and SF: FUCK NO!!
Arguing starts.
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Cross: SHUT UP ALL OF YOU!!!
Everyone except Lust and Cross: *Turns*
Cross: WE ARE NOT FIGHTING, SF IS NOT TAKING LUST AND NOBODY IS RIPPING OUT ANYONE'S THROAT SO SHUT UP AND SIT DOWN!!!!!!
Lust: Cross, I think you should be leader.
Cross: Thanks but I'm really not good for the role.
Lust: Lets settle this verbally.
SF: Okay, lets see on how to settle this.
Horror: Yeah, lets.
Nightmare then lets go of them and I just looked around.
Lust: Oh, that explains why we encountered SF.
Horror: Huh?
Lust: We're in SwapFell.
Nightmare: We know what his name is!
Lust: No! We're in the AU SwapFell!
Everyone except Lust and SF: Ahhh.....
Lust: Nightmare I swear, are you sure you're not dumber than Dream?
Nightmare: I am not as dumb as my brother!! *Frowns*
Killer: Yeah no, Lust, do you think I'll date someone who is stupid.
Lust: Do you think I'll date someone who judges people?
Killer: No
Lust: Then my answer is obviously no.
Dust: Yeah, can we get inside and get this over with? I wanna see my Blueberry muffin.
Cross: And I wanna see my Dreamy.
SF: Fine, lets do this like civil citizens.
Horror: Sure, lets try.
We went inside and the people outside heard cusses and swears due to Horror and SF. Fucking Great!
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Bloody Love~ (HorrorLust)
FanfictionLust, the Sans that everybody hates, is sick and tired of his AU. He wants to try something new but, what is that 'new'? He went through a portal and ended up in a blood thirsty AU. He then came across a new Sans that he have never seen. He met many...
