pickles // vkook (DISCONTINUED)

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wait.

YOU:
?

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i'll make you like me

YOU:
how do you plan on doing that?

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idk i'll just harrass you until you like me or smth i didn't think that far down the line

YOU:
your ass boutta be blockdt

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with what ur dick?

YOU:
what even

and more importantly why did i laugh

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i made the one and only kim taehyung laugh

yES

YOU:
doesn't mean i like u tho

and also considering that horribly played out joke, i'm guessing you're apart of the rainbow road pit crew?

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the rainbow what

YOU:
what i'm asking is bagels or breadsticks

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i'm not a big gluten fan ?

YOU:
ARE YOU GAY

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oh

kinda

idk depends on the weather

what about you mr mariokart glutenboy

YOU:
fresh out the closet

surprised you didn't know after my infamous meltdown last year before winter break

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that's what that was about?

i just thought u got a B in your maths test or smth

YOU:
ha ha you're so funny

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in all seriousness tho were u ok? ik it's a bit late to ask but coming out can be stress af

YOU:
oh wow

yeah i'm fine, thank u for asking wow

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u act so shocked why?

YOU:
you're the first classmate who asked if i was ok yEET

idk everyone just passed it off as some kind of irrelevant stress build up but like no one apart from my inner circle asked if i was ok so uh thanks

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aw babe :'(

YOU:
ew don't call me babe thanks

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you're using your manners :O does this mean u like me now?

YOU:
you know what jungkook, ive realised smth

i like you like i like my pickles

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long, wet and hard? ;)

YOU:
as far away from me as possible; i hate pickles

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my chest

so cruel

but its ok babe i know it's coming from a place of deeply rooted (seuxal?) frustration

YOU:
stOP CALLING ME BABE