YOU:
so my sister has informed me of all the things I don't remember from last night
which thank fuck I don't because I already thought what I do remember was bad enough
Jungkook:
what do you remember?
YOU:
I remember yoongi leaving me and then I texted you, then all of a sudden you were there and then I was in a car laughing and boom I was at home an awkward drunken mess
apologies, you didn't have to come get me
Jungkook:
Do you remember the fact you kept calling me hot?
and don't worry bout it I was up anyways
YOU:
I did WHAT
also why tf were you up at 4am?
Jungkook:
yes, Kim taehyung called me hot. I'll take my award now
and I was texting my friend in Canada shhh
YOU:
what award why are you so weird ugh
ooh fun
Jungkook:
the award entitled "I knew I could get Taehyung to like me but I never thought he'd LIKE LIKE me, I guess I'm just too good"
YOU:
fck off I was under the influence
Jungkook:
Drunk words are sober thoughts tho 💭
YOU:
they're also augmented thought processes due to the numbing of your sensory organs meaning you're less able to process what you're thinking and more capable of speaking utter bullshit :)))
Jungkook:
sorry I don't science
not this early on a Saturday anyways
YOU:
fuck it's almost 11am
Jungkook:
and?
YOU:
I have tutoringgggggg
Jungkook:
why would u even submit to that kind of torture
why would whoever you're tutoring submit themselves to that kind of tor-
wait if it's with you I can see why
YOU:
dumbass, I'm tutoring my cousin
Jungkook:
pourquoi tho
YOU:
cus his family is pressuring him to do amazing in school and they thought I could guide him
idk some stupid bullshit about needed a good influence of a peer to tutor him
Jungkook:
they do know the person tutoring their child is the same person I carried home drunk literally 7 hours ago right?
YOU:
gotta zayn
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how was your day? I'm exhausted *cries*
YOU ARE READING
pickles // vkook (DISCONTINUED)
Fanfiction"I like you how I like my pickles" "long, wet and hard? ;)" "as far away from me as possible; I hate pickles." where your classic class clown, jungkook, has a personal agenda to get the smart kid, taehyung, to like him. texting fic honeyjoone 2018 ...
