Jungkook:
tae
tae
taehyung
tea
teabag
YOU:
Jesus what
Jungkook:
party 2 moro jimin's house
Leggo
YOU:
can't sorry we have exams
Jungkook:
in 3 weeks?????
which means we have 2.5 weeks to use the excuse we're studying to do fuck all and have 0.5 weeks to cram!!
YOU:
lol you don't know my parents, if I get below 95 you'll never see me again
Jungkook:
but you're smart u don't even need to study!!
YOU:
I'm smart because I do study smh
Jungkook:
ok but ONE NIGHT won't kill your mojo
you know your brain works better after exercise
if we dance at the party that's exercise
YOU:
not if my brain is fcking obliterated by cheap lager and vodka
plus I don't handle alcohol well, as you already know.
Jungkook:
I miss drunk tae! >:(
YOU:
I miss my childhood dog but that don't mean I'm digging him up outta the ground does it?
Jungkook:
wowowowowowow
just come to the party to relax, then you can cram.
even a few hours
pls
YOU:
my parents won't even let me out
Jungkook:
has that stopped you before? C'mon I know your parents didn't let you go to an underage bar on a Friday night alone
YOU:
Um I was with Yoongi
Jungkook:
As I said, alone
YOU:
wow the shade is chilling
Jungkook:
well he left u and I won't. Pleaseee! I barely know anyone going and Jimin wants me to show my face! Plus I already know you're a fun drunk.
YOU:
bye I'm going to study.
Jungkook:
I'll knock by at 8pm and wear something casual and not nerdy !!
YOU:
I don't dress nerdy??
Jungkook:
what I'm trynna say is wear tight pants and don't you DARE bring a textbook
YOU:
I'll think about it.
Jungkook:
I'm still coming to your house no matter what ;)
YOU:
ugh.
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pickles // vkook (DISCONTINUED)
Fanfiction"I like you how I like my pickles" "long, wet and hard? ;)" "as far away from me as possible; I hate pickles." where your classic class clown, jungkook, has a personal agenda to get the smart kid, taehyung, to like him. texting fic honeyjoone 2018 ...
