"I like you how I like my pickles"
"long, wet and hard? ;)"
"as far away from me as possible; I hate pickles."
where your classic class clown, jungkook, has a personal agenda to get the smart kid, taehyung, to like him.
texting fic
honeyjoone 2018
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(+82)6-389-3022 hey Taehyung
I know it's 3am but like
Wassup
YOU: are u seriously texting me at 3am to ask what's up??¿
(+82)6-389-3022 idk I didn't expect you to be awake
YOU: ... then why did you text me
wAt is this L0giC
(+82)6-389-3022 I just wanted to text you before I forgot
YOU: forgot what? Jungkook i'm tired and you're not helping
(+82)6-389-3022 don't laugh
but my friend told me that in order for u to like me I need to message u every day, n I might forget to text u in the morning bc before school I am legit a z0mbie
YOU: ok 1. Who tf told u to harass me until I like you
and 2. You could always just text me after school tf?
(+82)6-389-3022 1. snitches get stitches
2. Shit u right and also *chokes* DID U JUST SAY I COULD ALWAYS TEXT YOU AJSJFKFKFK
YOU: Jesus Christ I didn't mean it like that, and you don't stop bugging me anyways so i kind of expect it now.
(+82)6-389-3022 I've only texted u once apart from this how is that non stop bugging
YOU: idk if you're aware, but I don't necessarily L I K E Y O U
(+82)6-389-3022 hurt but not surprised
it's ok babe you'll more than like me when I put my dick in your ass
YOU: What. The. Fuck.
(+82)6-389-3022 Jeez it was a joke dude
I'm not that straightforward
Not in the first few weeks of the relationship anyways
