pickles // vkook (DISCONTINUED)

SMS #15 • 18

YOU:
ok so it's 6:30 and you're apparently coming at 8 and my flat iron broke help

Jungkook:
You flat iron your hair? I thought it was naturally flat and boring

YOU:
don't ask me how but my hair is naturally a really ugly and frizzy wavy mess and I always flat iron it bc if I don't it looks like I intentionally wave my hair and my moms been flat ironing it for me ever since I was a kid

so now my flat iron is broken and the rest of my family have naturally dead straight hair apart from my father who has no hair at all so I don't knOW WHAT TO DO

Jungkook:
ok first of all calm down

second of all, idk how to help bc I don't own a flat iron anymore

I mean *cough* never owned a flat iron EVER

maybe try styling gel?

YOU:
and look greasy? No thanks

Jungkook:
wear a hat!

YOU:
and attract MORE attention to my head? Plus hats indoors are rude and douche-y

Jungkook:
I wear hats indoors sometimes ..

YOU:
thank you for proving my point

Now back to the more pressing matter

WTFDOIDOWITHMYHAIRICANTGOOUTLOOKINGLIKEASEWERRATHELPPPPPPMEEEEEEPLS

Jungkook:
you asked for my help? And said please 😍😍😍😍😍

ok you must be very stressed

YOU:
ye

I am

VERY

FUCFIN

STRESSEDT

Jungkook:
just finish getting ready I'll be over early to help u sort your hair.

YOU:
no sort it now

Jungkook:
a true power bottom

YOU:
Shutup

ok wait I may have found a solution please tell me if this is ok and doesn't look too extra pls be kind

I managed to blow dry most of it straight but the front had ugly frizzy bits so I used a headband IS IT TOO MUCH

Jungkook:
yes

too much FOR ME TO HANDLE

WOWIE TEABAG

keep it like that every day for the rest of your life

YOU:
unable to process if this is sarcasm or not

Jungkook:
No NO DEFINITELY NOT SARCASM

SERIOUSLY, IT LOOKS GOOD

REAL GOOD 🤤

YOU:
doesn't attract too much attention? :/

Jungkook:
I mean your hair is bright red js

YOU:
AnsWER THE QUESTJOM

Jungkook:
NO IT DOESNT ITS FINE

Jesus what a power bottom

YOU:
I am nOT A POWERBOTTOMG SHUTUPAHSJDKDKDJDKDKDKF

Jungkook:
See you at 8 ;)