Jungkook:
tttttaaaaaeeeeehhhhhhyyyyyuuuuuunnnnnnngggggg
YOU:
it's 2am fs
Jungkook:
I had a dream about yuo
YOU:
*gasp* a misspelling
oh no
Jungkook:
what
oh
you8
you**
YOU:
and you're texting me at 2am because?
Jungkook:
I ate a bunch of Cheetos and now im pregoint
pregnot
pregant! pregant.
YOU:
pregnant?
Jungkook:
lol that's what I said playa
YOU:
of course you did
so what did you take?
Jungkook:
ehm what
I didn't steal anything!
unless it's your hart ❤️❤️
YOU:
I've ruled out alcohol, next guess is weed but even then you seem too out of it to just be 'blazin'
Jungkook:
WEED WHERE
I don't have any weed
YOU:
weed it is
what else did you have?
Jungkook:
I had a GOOD TIME SON
YOU:
this is going nowhere
just tell me it wasn't something lethal and that you're safe?
Jungkook:
psh the only thing lethal to me is YOUR LOVE 💓💓🐂💓💓
YOU:
an ox, how affectionate
Jungkook:
no it's like 'ox' like a hug and a kiss do u get it hehe
YOU:
ok now I'm starting to worry what else did u take?
Jungkook:
idk man he just gave me it and I swallowed it
YOU:
swallowed what?
Jungkook:
that pussy 👅👅👅
YOU:
why is this so difficult ugh
based on your behaviour I'm assuming (although hoping I'm wrong) that you took Ecstasy mixed with another amphetamine
Jungkook:
my hand is PURPLE
woah
I never noticed that befor
YOU:
where are you
Jungkook:
his house duh lol
YOU:
who's house?
Jungkook:
the house of GOD 😍🙏🙌👏❤️❤️
YOU:
stop fucking around and tell me where you are.
Jungkook:
his rooftop lol
YOU:
who's fucking rooftop?!
Jungkook:
Micheal
micaehl
Mhicael
michela
YOU:
Michael woo?
Jungkook:
woo hoo!!!!
YOU:
I think I remember his address. stay there and don't do ANYTHING. im coming
Jungkook:
oh oh oh the party don't start till tAE WALKS IN!!!
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the thought of writing another IRL chapter puts me off ugh
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pickles // vkook (DISCONTINUED)
Fanfiction"I like you how I like my pickles" "long, wet and hard? ;)" "as far away from me as possible; I hate pickles." where your classic class clown, jungkook, has a personal agenda to get the smart kid, taehyung, to like him. texting fic honeyjoone 2018 ...
