"Because I'm so bloody cool and my tongue technology turns you on."
"Stop talking about your tongue! I'm working!"
"Baby, you like it tho?"
"Does my tongue technology distract you?"
"Stop it min fucking yoongi."
"Oh I love it when you say my name."
"Moan it next time."
"I SWEAR TO PEAS, IF YOU DONT STOP I'M GONNA DROP THIS CALL!"
*laughs hard*
"Baby! I'm sorry ohmygod."
"I didn't mean to piss you off! You were just too cute, jungkookie!"
*huffs*
"You're such a meanie, hyungie."
"Why did I become a meanieee?"
"Because it's in your name and you're mean!"
"I'm not mean! I just like you soooo much!"
"I like you too hehe."
"That's what I want to hear."
"Netflix date on saturday?"
"Saturday is tomorrow, hyungie."
"Then tomorrow then shesus."
"Sure hyungieee!"
"I'm quite hungry right now.."
"Oh! Want me to order you something?"
"What will you order for me bun?"
"Depends on what you're craving for right now."
"I really want some lasagna..."
"Then lasagna you'll get my sweet hyungie~"
"Aw you're such a sweet bunny. I'll really take care of you when I adopt you."
"A-are you r-really gonna adopt me?"
"Of course! I don't want you to work your asses off and don't get enough sleep because of it."
"I want to take care of you and treat u how you want to be treated. Jungkook-ah you're the most precious person I've ever met."
"If you're thinking about your previous owner then stop it. I'm not like him or her. I will really take care of you. I promise"
"R-really?"
*sniffs*
"I promised, didn't I?"
"Hyungie..thank you. that was the most wonderful someone has said to me."
"Anyways, your lasagna will be arriving for a moment. Kindly wait for it."
"You're welcome bun."
"Thank you as well. I better go."
"Thank you for calling and pressing 9 once again! You can call us back anytime and I would gladly assist you again! Again, this is jungkook. Have a good day!"
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Might as well sleep now. Have a good day sweeties! ❤️
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BUNNY HOTLINES ⋮ 𝐘.𝐊𝐎𝐎𝐊
Fanfiction"Thank you for calling bunny hotlines! this is jungkook, How may I help you today?" In which jungkook is a bunny hybrid working in a bunny hotline and suga is a grumpy ass handsome famous rapper in korea and he accidentally dialed the wrong number...
