@ me, bitch | Wonhui AU

"we're dating."

"Can birds walk?"
Soonyoung asked while staring at Jun.

"I think."
Jun responded.

"How though? Don't they just hop around?"

Jun looked up from his phone screen and faced Soonyoung.
"Sometimes you're actually really smart."

"Do you think they shit on us because they're jealous that we can walk?"

"Don't people shoot them because they're jealous that they can fly?"

"Stop. My brain hurts."

Jun scoffed.
"What brain?"

"Are you and Wonwoo dating?"

"That was abrupt."

"I was gonna do a whole buildup but I abandoned that idea."

"Like how your brain abandoned you?"

"Answer my fucking question."

"Why do you care?"

"Because I'm your best bitch and you need to tell me everything."

Jun sighed. There was no way he could avoid Soonyoung forever.
"Yeah, we're dating. Don't tell anyone though."

"I knew it. You guys were so obvious."

"How? we literally acted as we always did."

"It was obvious in my eyes."

Wonwoo walked in and looked at Jun.
"Gross, get out of my way, ugly."

"Soonyoung knows Wonwoo."

"Oh, Thank goodness."
Wonwoo sighed and hugged Jun.
"I'm sorry."

Jun laughed.
"It's ok. I've called you worse things."

Wonwoo started kissing Jun's face.

"Is this how Seokmin and I act?"
Soonyoung asked with a semi-disgusted face.

"No, you guys are worse."

"At least I don't make out with his face."

Jun laughed.
"No, you guys just make out with your eyes."

Soonyoung sat up.
"What does that mean. Whatever. I'm gonna tell Seokmin eventually so you guys can act all lovey dovey in front of us."

Jun pushed Wonwoo's head away from him.
"You do realize that we aren't the only ones in this room."

"Soonyoung is the only other one in here."
Wonwoo whined.

beanie: I'm sad.

mrblueearmuffs: I'll cheer you up.
kwonassonfire: @ mrblueearmuffs YOU FUCKIBG LYING HOE YOU SAID YOU WANTED TO KEEP IT A SCRET ANAHXUSB