Simon: I'll have the steak and garlic bread, and he'll have the same but with no garlic.
Baz: *scowls* Snow that's a stereotype
Simon: okay okay, just trying to protect you
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Simon: I made sure to get your steak extra rare so we wouldn't have to take a stop through the woods on the way home tonight
Baz: fuck off
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Simon: are those your fangs, or are you just happy to see me ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Baz: I will literally drain you dry
Simon: babe, you're so beautiful I would take a million bites from you just to get one kiss
Baz: stop
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Carry On Crack
RandomIf you love our gay vampire boy and our disaster dragon boy from Rainbow Rowell's "Carry On" then you will love this shit storm. Enjoy! (Memes and highly professional edited photos included)
