i have standards

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Baz: you know, just because I like men doesn't mean I don't have standards. I do have a type, and some very high guidelines.

Baz: for one thing, I never date anyone whose clum-

Simon: *falls down a flight of stairs, landing in front of Baz* oh shit. Oh hey guys!

Baz: ...

Baz: that one. I want that one.

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