Baz Cullen

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Baz: *sniffing Simon's hoodie*

Simon: what the hell are you doing with my hoodie? Why are you sniffing it like it's cocaine

Baz: because this is my own personal cocaine

Simon: ...ok...Edward

Baz: YOU TAKE THAT BACK

Simon: YOU STOP BEING A STEREOTYPICAL ANGSTY VAMPIRE

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