Simon: It's not gay if you're hidden in the trees in a ring of fire.
Baz: you know how vampires have super strength? What if they drained someone after feeding and then just threw them while saying "this bitch empty BLEED"
Penny: I used to do it ironically but now I can't stop.
Agatha: I am a bop
The Mage: oh no, did I murder you?
Ebb: it's a wand *winks*
Nicodemus: Are you a snakey snake
Fiona: Summer songs gotta come at you like fucking lightning. Fast bops.
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Carry On Crack
RandomIf you love our gay vampire boy and our disaster dragon boy from Rainbow Rowell's "Carry On" then you will love this shit storm. Enjoy! (Memes and highly professional edited photos included)
