Micah: thanks again guys for making a little Thanksgiving in London for me! I was really missing home but this is so great.
Penny: no problem babe. I hope you like it!
*Simon and Baz walk in with a covered tray*
Simon&Baz: Happy Thanksgiving! *reveals the tray to have an over cooked and dry turkey with just plain bread stuffed in it*
Micah: oh god *faints*
Simon: fuck. We scared the American again
Bonus from my friend 🦃:
Simon: I have a surprise for you
Baz: *cranky and hungry* yeah? And what's that.
Simon: reveals a bird cage with a turkey in it
Baz: *smiles sweetly at Simon before taking the bird out of the cage* thank you Simon
Baz: *bites down on the turkey's neck and starts to feed on it*
Simon: happy thanksgiving you fucking mosquito
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Carry On Crack
RandomIf you love our gay vampire boy and our disaster dragon boy from Rainbow Rowell's "Carry On" then you will love this shit storm. Enjoy! (Memes and highly professional edited photos included)
