Fell

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Baz: *being playful* did it hurt

Simon: *rolls eyes* let me guess, when I fell from heaven?

Baz: no

Simon: what?

Baz: did it hurt when you fell for me?

Simon: ...

Simon: no... BUT IT HURT WHEN YOU PUSHED ME DOWN THE FUCKING STAIRS

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