*Penny, Baz, and Simon are on the floor of the flat unwrapping presents by the tree*
Simon: *handing a gift to Baz* here Baz, open mine next!
Baz: ok ok
Baz: *opens the box*
Baz: Simon...
Simon&Penny: *loosing their shit laughing*
Baz: *holds up the Twilight books, Vampire Academy, and Dracula* YOU KNOW THIS SHIT IS STEREOTYPICAL
Penny: oh no Baz, it's all true
Baz: ...
Baz: Snow, open your present
Simon: ...ok
Simon: *opens the box*
Simon: ...FUCK YOU
Simon: *holds up a Harry Potter box set* YOU KNOW HOW MUCH I HATE THE DEPICTION OF THE MAGIKAL WORLD IN THESE BOOKS!
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Baz: what. the. jolly. fuck.
Simon: I set the Christmas tree on fire to recreate our first kiss in the forest!
Baz: SIMON! You're gonna set the bloody flat on fire!
Simon: stops being so dramatic it's romantic.
Baz: how stupid are you?!
Simon: I wanted to recreate our first kiss!
Baz: Simon, IM FLAMABLE
Simon: SO YOU ADMIT IT!
Baz: who fucking cares! WHY DID YOU SET THE TREE ON FIRE?!
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Carry On Crack
RandomIf you love our gay vampire boy and our disaster dragon boy from Rainbow Rowell's "Carry On" then you will love this shit storm. Enjoy! (Memes and highly professional edited photos included)
