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Simon: *walking into the flat* hey Baz! Penny? Can one of you get me a washcloth and a bandaid

Baz: why do you need that

Simon: *clutching his side* oh, I was mugged. No big deal :)

Baz: WHAT THE FUCK. WHAT DID HE DO?!

Simon: oh, I was just lightly stabbed. That's why I need the bandaid

Baz: you were stabbed?!

Simon: I was lightly stabbed

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