Baz: hi, my name is Tyrannus Basilton Grimm Pitch. I can speak fluently in 4 languages, play the violin, I am a football champion, and I was the valedictorian at my school.
Simon: hey I'm Simon Snow, but you can call me handsome, and one time I ate 5 hot pockets in 5 minutes
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Carry On Crack
RandomIf you love our gay vampire boy and our disaster dragon boy from Rainbow Rowell's "Carry On" then you will love this shit storm. Enjoy! (Memes and highly professional edited photos included)