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Oh how the tables have turned.....And oh how I will enjoy every last minute of this.

He will rue the day that he dared crossed me. REVENGE! REVENGE SHALL BE MINE!!

Now you dearies may be wondering who exactly shall 'rue the day' and you'll find that out in

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"(YYYYYYY/NNNNNNNN)" What can I say? Karma is a female dog. W O O F.

Its a rare off day for runners and sloppers alike. Where teenagers can roam free with no sense of responsibility, work, tiredness and many more of the unwanted feelings that comes with the glade in general. Today was supposed to be calm, relaxing and full of joy until someone decided to change the entire precious balance of this sacred day. That person is non-other than him. Mr. Gel-my-hair, Mr.Ruin-my-morning, Mr.Start-a-war. The idiot himself, Minho. Oh sit down and enjoy cause mama bout to spill some tea, some shade, and all the pink lemonade. And this ain't no cheap half cup room temperature leaves, its a full pot of Maxwell House.

Minho's dumb ass plan for the day was to waste his time off by trying to prank us. It was a simple plan really, not surprising since it's coming from a simple minded person, but it managed to get a whole lotta of us mad. When I say mad I mean M A D. The little psycho almost gave us a heart attack. He woke us up, early as klunk running around screaming about how Winston accidently cut his arm while slicing a pig for breakfast and that there was now blood everywhere, both the pigs and Winston's. It was utter chaos. Teenagers rushing to the Blood House, half asleep and scared shitless. Clint and Jeff looking like cartoon characters with all the supplies in their hands. We didn't realize that Winston was running with us until it was too late. We fell straight into their trap. One that shall never be spoken of again. It was a truly traumatizing experience for my pride. 

That started a war

Here we stand, divided. The cowards that joined the enemy in fear of being pranked again and the brave, the strong, the bloodthirsty, the revenge seekers that refuse to put up with his BS. It's me, Newt, Alby, Gally, Clint, Jeff and a few others vs The Idiot, Ben, Winston, Fry and a whole bunch of losers. 

Right now, its a water fight. There are hoses, bottles, gun any water holdable thing you can imagine is being filled and used as a weapon. The enemy is relentless but we are not quitters. Head to head charging into a bloodbath. Alby on my right, Newt on my left and Gally behind me. Not gonna lie but this looked like a scene from a badass movie where the heroes walk in slow motion with a giant blast of explosion behind them or a part of an overly cliche book trying hard to be cool. 

"*Cough* Whoo! Did y'all feel that chill or is just me?"

"What chill?"

"Hey! We dont have time for chitchat, we're in the middle of a war here!"

"Gally's right. Here's the plan...You guys will be our front line, you will act as a distraction, clearing the way for us so the midliners -Clint and Jeff- can seek revenge on Winston and whoever else they feel the need to spill blood on. Gally, Newt, Alby and I will go for Minho and his personal goonies clear?"

"Clear"

"Great! Any questions?"

"Yeah...How do we know the good guys from the bad guys?"

"If they're shooting at you, they're bad. Now lets go win a war!!"

It's been prank after prank after prank, water gun after water gun and frankly, we've been winning. From their side there was the hot sauce fiasco,  foodagedon, and the needle crisis  from ours there was the 'flood' incident, the forest scare, the shower shebang and my most preferred of all the exposure which leads us to this moment, this unfortunate moment in Minho's life where he got everything he deserved and more. I am proud to declare this war officially over. 30 POINTS TO SLYTHERIN TRUCKAS. Take an L Hufflepuff. I will never let them live this down. EVER

All I gotta say is...

Live and learn babe


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Ayooooo waasup my main dudes. Wow it's been so damn long! I've literally had a chapter sitting here for months always forgetting about it and leaving it apart. Thank you so much for being patient with me. This is a little filler chapter because I dont wan to keep you all waiting a whole year for an update. Which, btw are gonna be more frequent cause ya girl got a laptop for her birthday. I have prepared a system so that you no longer have to wait a ridiculous amount of time for an update again. I will insert my Insta down for whoever wants it so you guys can drop me dms about updating cause im on that ish everyday compared to the amount of time im on wattpad. I follow back no worries, this is just to keep me in check , keep me in communication with you guys, if you have any questions or requests and to keep me scheduled cause Lord knows I need it.

See you all next time 

Byeeeeeeeeee


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