Jisoo: Hey bitch, wake Jennie up it's already 1pm and she is still sleeping!
Lisa: Why won't you do it?
Jisoo: Been waking her up three times and my thighs still hurt.
Lisa: What?! What did she do to you? *a bit pissed*
Jisoo: Bitch she didn't bang me like how you two always do. She kicked me hard thrice okay?!
Lisa: Oh, good.
Jisoo: So now wake her up!
Lisa: Tried too but she would throw things she gets on her bedside table to me. How about you Rosé?
Rosé: She did the same.
Jisoo: *lightbulb appears on top of her head* I got a plan.
Meanwhile...
Jisoo: *Burst to Jennie's room* Jennie! You gotta wake up now!
Jennie: Do you wanna be disabled? *says with a sleepy voice while her eyes are still closed*
Jisoo: No. Kehlani and Lisa are currently chatting.
Jennie: *Immediately opens her eyes and sits up* What?!
Jisoo: You don't like them chatting right?
Jennie: *glares and stands up on her bed* LALISA FUCKING MANOBAN!!!!!!
Jisoo: *follows Jennie outside with a smile of victory*
Jennie: *walks furiously to Lisa who is watching TV with Rosé*
Lisa: H-hi baby. W-why did you--
Jennie: You were chatting with that Kehlani bitch? *calms down a bit*
Lisa: W-what? N-no, why would I?
Jennie: Stop lying you little shit, Jisoo unnie told me.
Lisa: *glares at Jisoo* this was your plan?!
Jennie: What?!
Jisoo: It's already 1pm Jen and it seems like my plan of waking you up worked. *smiles proudly at herself*
Jennie: *glares at Jisoo*
Later...
Rosé: Jisoo unnie is still unconscious. Is she still going to wake up? *watches Jisoo anxiously who is still laying down on the floor*
Jennie: *ignores Rosé and continues to eat her ramen while snuggling with Lisa*