Jennie: *breathes*
Lisa: OMGGGGG SHE IS SO HOT WHEN SHE BREATHES!!!!!
Jennie: *blinks*
Lisa: SHE IS THE BEST BLINKEEERRR!!!!!!!!
Jennie: *taps on her phone*
Lisa: AHHHHHH!!!!! SHE TAPS SO SEXILY!!!!!!--
Jisoo: Goddamit Lisa! Will you please stop fucking screaming over Jennie's little actions?!
Jennie: *listening to music using earphones*
Lisa: Can't help unnie. She too perfect.
Jisoo: *facepalms* You guys have been together for a year now!
Lisa: I know! She's always the cause of my euphoria (insert Jungkook's voice) everyday (insert Mino's voice)!!! *stares at Jennie with dreamy eyes*
Jennie: *notices Lisa's stare*
Jennie: *winks at Lisa and goes back to her phone*
Lisa: YIEEEEEEE!!!!! DID YOU SEE THAT?!!!
Jisoo: *punches Lisa's face* You are so fucking annoying.
Lisa: *pouts while rubbing her cheek*
Jisoo: What did she do to make you like this? Like a fucking girl fangirling over her biggest crush.
Lisa: She is my biggest crush.
Jisoo: *facepalms*
Jisoo: *approaches Jennie* Jennie.
Jennie: *removes one of her earphones* Yes?
Jisoo: What did you do to Lisa?
Jennie: Fell in love?
Jisoo: *rolls eyes* I mean, she kept squealing in every move you do.
Jennie: I don't know. Maybe because I fucked her six times last night?
Jisoo: Can I kill her?
Jennie: No. You can knock her out if she's too annoying.
Jisoo: *smiles* Thanks Jendeukie!! *runs to Lisa*
Lisa: What--
Later
Rosé: Unnie, aren't you supposed to be worried? *checks Lisa's pulse*
Jennie: *playing computer games with Jisoo* Nope. She's not even dead.
Jisoo: *concentrates* Yup.
Rosé: *the only nice and caring person*
