Agent Alaska: New Threat (Red vs Blue)

Chapter 13

Chorus
Hours Later

"Oh, I- I forgot! I'm- Oh, Caboose. Uh, uh, I can go get it right now! Maybe it's not too late!" Grif cried out. He's surrounded by volleyballs with painted faces of everyone.

Which is very weird.

Then he switches his voice to try to sound like Caboose. "It's too late! It's over! I'm sad now, and forever! There's nothing you can do about it, kangaroo banana kangaroo! My heart's in a pouch!"

Locus and I look at each in confusion. We both turn on our active camo and walked closer to the scene.

"No, no, no, no, no! Not again! This is not gonna happen again! Now listen, everyone. I got a thing. I gotta say it." Grif says. "I'm like, super, duper, spectacularly s-"

"Selfish?" He says in a Tucker voice.

Then he changes to a Sarge voice. "Useless!"

"Repressed!" In a Donut voice.

"Fat!" In a Simmons voice.

I can tell Grif gets fed up because he  shouted. "Shut up and listen to me! Everyone, I am so, so.."

"Completely insane."

Locus decloakes, revealing himself to Grif. "I would know.

"L-L-L-Locus!?" He says, obviously scared. "No! Aw, crap! You're not really real, right? I mean, I'm just hallucinating?"

"You're not hallucinating." I say, also decloaking.

"ALASKA?! If you're with him.." Grif looks at Locus in terror. "Then you're here to kill me!?"

Locus sighs. "I'm not here to kill you either."

"No. That's BS, dude. You are like, death personified."

"Grif!"

Grif steps back. "Huah! Frick, your voice is still so scary!"

Locus drops Lopez's head onto the floor. I low-key felt sorry for Lopez when he did that..

"If even half of what this robot says is true, then you're going to need my help to save your friends." Locus tells Grif.

"My friends?" Grif says very fast. "Are they ok? Are they in trouble?"

"Told you he would do anything to help if his friends are in trouble." I whispered to Locus. He doesn't say anything so I'm assuming he's already annoyed with Grif.

"Let's go into base and discuss this." I say.

"Sound like a good idea! Let's gooo!!" Grif runs off to the base.

Locus and I follow, but something tells be that being alone on this island has drove Grif crazy..

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Grif's touching Locus's face. It's weird but at the same time, hilarious.

"Stop. Touching. My face." Locus growls.