Lollipop invited Taco to GABOP.
Taco: What's the occasion?
Lollipop: You like the name GABOP better for the group chat right?
Taco: Well yeah.
Lollipop: Congrats, you're my friend again.
Dora: Bienvenido amigo! (Welcome Friend)
Taco: So mind explaining what happened? You guys always excluded me. The only people who are nice to me were Dora and TD. And those 2 can't really speak english.
Dora: Lo siento (Sorry)
Lollipop: Well, add me to the list since I forgive you for the swing accident.
Taco: Nice
Lollipop: Everybody else thinks BLEH is better. Really? How is a simple slang word so great to them?
Taco: Maybe because our team name is a mouthful.
Taco: I still have no fucking clue how any of you are able to pronounce it.
Dora: La lógica no importa (Logic doesn't matter)
Taco: Wait, let me translate that on Google Translate. . .
Taco: Why wouldn't logic matter?
Lollipop: If you must know, logic has never worked properly here. One of the people is a literal Black Hole and a ball of fire. Two in fact.
Taco: Forget what I said.
Lollipop: Sure.
Taco: Well, I'm glad at least you're willing to forgive me.
Dora: Hooray
Lollipop: By the way, can you explain what happened with Bell?
Taco: So you heard.
Dora: ¿Que pasó? (What happened?)
Taco: We used to date but we had a major argument.
Lollipop: Dare I ask what the argument was about?
Taco: She thought I was dating her just to make the rest of you jealous.
Dora: Guau . . . (Wow . . .)
Lollipop: Was she right?
Taco: I don't know. . . I became friends with her so I can cope with the abandonment I suffered. Then we got together. I do think it was to replace you guys but I don't think I wanted to make you guys jealous.
Lollipop: Well she certainly did.
Taco: We're just friends now. A bit shaky but we're not enemies.
Dora: Me alegra que no haya sido tan horrible (I'm glad it didn't go so horribly).
Taco: Where's TD by the way? I don't think she liked BLEH as much.
Lollipop: You're right. She also doesn't like GABOP neither.
Taco: Then what? Is she neutral?
Dora : BookDoraGatyIceCubeLollipopSawTacoTeardrop
Taco: Why tho?
Lollipop: Your guess is as good as mine.
YOU ARE READING
Another BFB Chat Fic. What a shame.
HumorYeet. Inspired by @smollerJeweled 's BFB Chat au Friends. Theirs is much more superior to the trash I made. Praise the BFB Crack God.
