Tree: Remember when Honey Nut Cheerios actually had nuts?
Pen: I'm more of a Captain Crunch guy.
Pie: I prefer regular cheerios
Black Hole: I don't really have a preference.
Tree: Of course you don't. Anyway, Four got sick of us ordering every single cereal brand so he wants us to just narrow it down to 1.
Liy: This is going to be a bloodbath.
Black Hole: I'll just take a nap while you guys duke it out then. Just don't overdo it.
Pie: Same.
Bottle: Froot loops are the best.
Liy: I disagree. Those create the worst milk. Cinnamon Toast Crunch is the ideal cereal for the best milk.
Tree: Honey Nut. Imagine making that sweet and nutty milk into an ice cream.
Tree: It'll be phenomenal.
Pen: Wow, I'm drooling just thinking about it.
Pillow: I personally don't like cereal so I guess I'll go with Rice Krispies for the square snacks.
Remote: I do not consume the daily breakfast meal as well so I will abstain from this voting.
Tree: Speaking of which, does anyone actually eat Rice Krispies as a cereal?
Liy: Not that I know of...
Tree: Rock paper scissors between Cinnamon and Honey Nut?
Pen: Wow, feels great to have my opinion matter.
Tree: No offense but Captain Crunch is inferior to our choices.
Liy: Cap Crunch is kinda bland tbh.
Bottle: My favorite is Corn Pops!
Liy: Oh hi Bottle.
Bottle: Are we talking about tomorrow's breakfast?
Tree: Yes! Of course we are! Totally nothing important.
Liy: Yeah, nothing interesting you missed.
Remote: We are choosing what single brand of cereal we will have Four deliver us for the rest of the quarantine.
Bottle: Oh I see!
Bottle: So whos winning?
Liy: Between Honey Nuts and Cinnamon Toast.
Tree: RPS?
Liy: Yeah, Foldy trained me to get better at that.
Tree: We'll see.
Liy: On 3.
Pen: 1
Pen: 2
Pen: 3
Liy: Paper!
Tree: FOUR WE CHOOSE HONEY NUT CHEERIOS
Liy: YOU BITCH
Four: OK
Four: I can't believe there are people who fight over breakfast food like this.
Four: But have your Not Nutty Honey Nut.
Pen: You'll have to add the "nut" yourself.
Tree: I'm going to shank your kneecap, wanker.
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Another BFB Chat Fic. What a shame.
HumorYeet. Inspired by @smollerJeweled 's BFB Chat au Friends. Theirs is much more superior to the trash I made. Praise the BFB Crack God.