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Tree: Remember when Honey Nut Cheerios actually had nuts?

Pen: I'm more of a Captain Crunch guy.

Pie: I prefer regular cheerios

Black Hole: I don't really have a preference.

Tree: Of course you don't. Anyway, Four got sick of us ordering every single cereal brand so he wants us to just narrow it down to 1.

Liy: This is going to be a bloodbath.

Black Hole: I'll just take a nap while you guys duke it out then. Just don't overdo it.

Pie: Same.

Bottle: Froot loops are the best.

Liy: I disagree. Those create the worst milk. Cinnamon Toast Crunch is the ideal cereal for the best milk.

Tree: Honey Nut. Imagine making that sweet and nutty milk into an ice cream. 

Tree: It'll be phenomenal.

Pen: Wow, I'm drooling just thinking about it.

Pillow: I personally don't like cereal so I guess I'll go with Rice Krispies for the square snacks.

Remote: I do not consume the daily breakfast meal as well so I will abstain from this voting.

Tree: Speaking of which, does anyone actually eat Rice Krispies as a cereal?

Liy: Not that I know of...

Tree: Rock paper scissors between Cinnamon and Honey Nut?

Pen: Wow, feels great to have my opinion matter.

Tree: No offense but Captain Crunch is inferior to our choices.

Liy: Cap Crunch is kinda bland tbh.

Bottle: My favorite is Corn Pops!

Liy: Oh hi Bottle.

Bottle: Are we talking about tomorrow's breakfast?

Tree: Yes! Of course we are! Totally nothing important.

Liy: Yeah, nothing interesting you missed.

Remote: We are choosing what single brand of cereal we will have Four deliver us for the rest of the quarantine.

Bottle: Oh I see!

Bottle: So whos winning?

Liy: Between Honey Nuts and Cinnamon Toast.

Tree: RPS?

Liy: Yeah, Foldy trained me to get better at that.

Tree: We'll see.

Liy: On 3.

Pen: 1

Pen: 2

Pen: 3

Liy: Paper!

Tree: FOUR WE CHOOSE HONEY NUT CHEERIOS

Liy: YOU BITCH

Four: OK

Four: I can't believe there are people who fight over breakfast food like this.

Four: But have your Not Nutty Honey Nut.

Pen: You'll have to add the "nut" yourself.

Tree: I'm going to shank your kneecap, wanker.

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