Liy: I fucking can't do this.
Black Hole: You seem upset.
Pen: Do what?
Liy: Kill SOTP Sign
Pillow: You tried shooting him?
Liy: Bullet proof vest.
Pillow: Headshot?
Liy: It just bounces off
Tree: Fire works
Liy: Sure thing.
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"HEY YA SHITTY COP!" Liy shouted, carrying a flamethrower.
"HOW DARE YOU OFFEND AN OFFICER OF THE LAAAAAW!" SOTP Sign screamed as he tased Liy.
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Pillow: Liy got tased.
Loser: Crap, this is worse than I thought.
Coiny: If only we had superpowers.
Roboty: .. / -.-. .- -. / .... . .-.. .--. (I can help)
Loser: What can you do?
Coiny: You understand him?
Loser: Yeah.
Roboty: .-- .- .. - / .- -. -.. / ... . . (Wait and see)
-10 minutes later-
Roboty: -.. --- -. . (Done)
Loser: Wow
Liy: HOW?!
Roboty: -. . -.-. -.- / ... -. .- .--. (Neck Snap)
Liy: Also, are you disguised as a vending machine?
Roboty: -.. --- -. ..- - / ...- . -. -.. .. -. --. / -- .- -.-. .... .. -. . (Donut Vending Machine)
Liy: oh
Liy: That makes sense.
YOU ARE READING
Another BFB Chat Fic. What a shame.
HumorYeet. Inspired by @smollerJeweled 's BFB Chat au Friends. Theirs is much more superior to the trash I made. Praise the BFB Crack God.
