Another BFB Chat Fic. What a shame.

Dungeon and Dead Guys PT2

Pen: So you guys are in the enchanted forest. What's your reason for this quest?

Eraser: To burn my porn

Puffball: To expose Eraser's porn

TV: To find treasure

Tree: To find meaning in my life

Icy: Destroy Thots

Bracelety: SUPPORT ICY!

Cake: Retain my sanity while I'm with these guys.

Pen: Sure. You're lost in the forest, So what will you do?

Eraser: Rape uses his sensors for finding aroused men.

Pen: /Roll. Even means success, odd means fail.

Eraser: /Roll

Dice: 4

Pen: You sense arousal 22 m away.

Puffball: Princess RainSparkle uses her magic to create a portal.

Pen: Roll 4 or up to succeed.

Puffball: /Roll.

Dice: 3

Puffball: Crap

Icy: I head where Rape detected the arousal.

Pen: /Roll 1, 3, or 6 for success.

Icy: I need to roll to succeed in WALKING?!

Pen: Yup

Icy: /Roll

Dice: 2

Pen: You encounter 2 monsters: Rabid Forest Wolves.

Tree: Elfen uses his magic to bind the wolves in vines!

Pen: /Roll for a even number to succeed.

Tree: /Roll

Dice: 6

Pen: You successfully trapped the wolves.

Bracelety: I USE ENCOURAGE TO POWER ICY UP!

Pen: Roll a 5 or 4 to succeed.

Bracelety: /ROLL

Dice: 6

Pen: Failed, Thot Slayer is instead pissed off, her attack increased. So that's still . . . Good?

TV: Ewan uses a Molotov to burn the wolves.

Pen: Roll an odd to do it.

TV: /Roll

Dice: 5

Pen: You burn the wolves, dealing 15 damages. They are now burned.

Eraser: I fuck the wolves

Pen: They're On fire

Eraser: Do it

Cake: I use my melodic harp to put Eraser to sleep.

Pen: Roll any number to succeed.

Eraser: HEY!

Cake: /Roll

Dice: Roll unavailable

Cake: WHAT!

Pen: Dear god, it's a success then.

Eraser: Bring it!

Pen: The wolves receive 5 fire damage each.

Pen: Then they got raped which did 3 damage while doing 10000 damage to their mentality.

Pen: It's only been the first fight and you guys made this disturbing.

Eraser: You're welcome

Puffball: I perform a purifying spell to erase this event.

Pen: Roll even

Puffball: /Roll

Dice: 2

Pen: Success.

Pen: The wolves are back to normal sanity.

Icy: Thot Slayer uses his club to bash their heads in

Icy: /roll

Pen: I didn't even finish.

Dice: 4

Pen: Well since you needed to more than 4, you did it and dealt 17 damage. They're both dead.

Pen: You all get 24 exp.

Pen: You get 2 Wolf Fangs

Tree: I add them to my staff for extra damage.

Pen: /roll an even

Tree: /roll

Dice: 6

Pen: Your staff is now a fanged nature staff. It's attack increased with a 25% chance of bleeding.

Tree: OK

Pen: You all continue on when you meet a hiker. He's a trader who's willing to trade you items for money.

Icy: How much do we have?

Pen: Thot Slayer has 18 gold, Rape has 5 gold, Snowy has 10 gold, Ewan has 23 gold, Elfen has 12 gold, Whipp has 15 gold, and Princess RainSparkle has 35 gold.

Eraser: Why am I so dirt poor?

Pen: Do you really think a tentacle monster needs money?

Eraser: I guess not.