Four invited X and 64 others to Confess.
Pin: I'm scared
Gaty: Four, what's this all about?
Four: SCEEEEEEEEECH
Gaty: AAAGH! THERE' S AUDIO!
Roboty: .... --- .-- - .-. .- --. .. -.-. (How tragic)
Liy: Four cut it out!
Four: I want you all to confess one thing. A dark secret. If we get 20 of them, you all get to leave.
Fries: What's going to stop us from doing it right now?
Four: I will murder you in your sleep with a pickle.
Coiny: Excuse me?
Marker: THE HORROR!
Pie: Meh
Cake: A what?
Four: *Sickle*
Cake: I shouldn't have said anything.
Snowball: So you just need a confession?
Four: Yes
Snowball: Cough up boys
Pen: Why tho?
Eraser: I don't have any secrets.
Blocky: I don't want Grassy to be exposed to whatever messed up secrets you guys have.
Golf Ball: I agree for once.
Taco: So what kind of confessions count?
Lollipop: The weird ones of course.
Donut: I don't really have any secrets.
Naily: Same :3
Foldy: Not even one?
Yellow Face: I SURE DON'T. IF I DID, I WOULD ADVERTISE IT!!!!!
TV: Then we must have never seen these ads
Remote: Show us proof
Robot Flower: YOU BETTER NOT BE LYING!
Yellow Face: I ONCE SOLD FAKE MONEY TO KIDS
Blocky: We . . . know that already.
Match: Totally like obvious.
Book: Teardrop should have some secrets right?
Gaty: You're right!
Taco: Where is she though?
Dora: No lo sé (I do not know)
Eggy: TD, it's ok if you don't want to.
Teardrop: I hope so.
Marker: At least we know what you're thinking.
Black Hole: Oh Marker, you finish cleaning your closet?
Foldy: . . .
Liy: Black Hole! What are you possibly talking about?
Grassy: Grassy is curious.
Golf Ball: No Grassy.
Saw: We so far have 0 secrets revealed.
Fanny: I hate failing this.
Loser: I'll go first then. For everyone's sake.
Cake: Loser, you're so brave!
Clock: Is there anyone who can possibly beat your level of kindness?
Leafy: I sort of can.
Loser: I am pansexual.
Tennis Ball: I knew it.
Tree: Obvious.
Bubble: What's pansexual?
Marker: LOSER! I DIDN'T KNOW YOU WERE SEXUALLY ATTRACTED TO PANS!
Cake: I should dress up as a frying pan then.
Pin: Guys, pansexual means having attractions to everyone regardless of their gender and sexuality.
Pie: So bi?
Black Hole: Pan includes trans and nonbinary.
Pie: I see.
Gelatin: So it's obvious in the end.
Loser: Was it really?
Balloony: Yeah, it was.
Loser: I see. . .
YOU ARE READING
Another BFB Chat Fic. What a shame.
HumorYeet. Inspired by @smollerJeweled 's BFB Chat au Friends. Theirs is much more superior to the trash I made. Praise the BFB Crack God.
