Hammer
Thor has this thing of leaving his hammer at random destinations within the house. Not that that is bad it's just when he 'accidentally' leaves it on the toilet seat so nobody can use it or when he leaves it in the middle of the floor by a door stopping you from opening the door fully.
Your children would run around the house sometimes and just start randomly crying and nearly every time the answer was the same as the last "Mommy, I fell over Daddy's hammer again." And you were sick of it.
"Thor! Thor! If you don't movie this stupid hammer from the middle of the room I'll kick you to Asgard!" You would threaten each time, not that he ever listened.
"But y/n I know where it is when it's there I'll loose it otherwise." He would always try and use as an excuse.
"You literally have to put your hand out and the hammer will fly into your hand. I honestly don't think it needs to stay there so move it, now!" After that he would move it but it was guaranteed that it would end up back in the same spot tomorrow.
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