*looks at dare, which is on a sparkly blue clipboard* "/What is this shi-\"
*clears throat* Language Qilby.
"/Shittake Mushrooms.\"
*sighs* You old people and your profanity.
"/I'm not old!\"
My age begs to differ.
"/Fine, how old are you?\"
None of your business Oldie.
"/I'm over three hundred years old.\"
Really? You look like you're in like, the mid-forties
"/I DO NOT LOOK LIKE I'M IN MY FORTIES!\"
"What's going on!?" *runs into room* "Oh. Qilby."
"/Yugo.\"
"Why's he here?"
It's part of the dare.
"Okay, what's the dare?"
Qilby, Raketenwolf dares you to choose one of the members of The Brotherhood Of The Tofu, and be nice to them forever, and you can't try to kill anyone, or it's back to the white dimension.
"We both know he won't even last the day without killing someone."
I'm sure he'll ge- QILBY STOP TRYING TO STRANGLE RUAL!!!
"/You never said the dare had started!\"
*sighs* fine. The dare starts now.
"/Fine, I'll be nice to the tofu.\"
"Az?" *looks to Star* "does that count?"
Yes. Yes it does. Now he just has to restrain himself from killing anyone.
"/question, does the 'not killing anyone' part include you?\" *points at Star*
Of course it includes me! I thought you were supposed to be smart!
"/I'm smarter then You'll ever be.\"
--------- two hours later
STOP TRYING TO STRANGLE YUGO!!!!! *Runs over to Qilby so she can stop him from killing Yugo*
"BUNNY STOP HURTING KITTY!!!!"
"H-Help!"
"QILBY LET GO OF YUGO!"
"LET HIM GO!"
"DON'T WORRY YUGO, I'M COMING!"
"I'm getting to old for this."
"Stop complaining and help you old gold-digger!"
*opens portal once she separates Qilby and Yugo* QILBY! STOP BEING A BUTT! *shoves Qilby through portal*
"You okay Yugo?"
"It..... Hurts..... To..... Talk..." *holds throat, which is now covered in red marks*
You okay buddy?
"Y-Yeah."
Good, Rual, I was right. Qilby did try to kill Yugo within three hours of the dare, pay up. *extends hand for money.*
"Why did I bet anything at all?" *cries as he hands Star 10 Kamas
Because you wanted more money?
"I suppose you're right."
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Question and Answer With: The Brotherhood Of The Tofu!
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