Dare 65: May the force be with you

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Star: EVERYONE!

everyone: What!?

Star: not you everyone, I mean the Brotherhood of the Tofu!

Everyone: oh ok.

Star: YUGO, AMALIA, YUKI, ANORA ADAMI, LARESHA, KIEKIEL, NICK, N, RUEL, ASH, SKY, DALLY, ELELY, FLOPIN, EVA, CLEOME, ALIBERT, PHARYS!!!!! COME HERE!!!

All the people I just listed: What?

Star: MAY THE FORCE BE WITH YOU!!! IT'S STAR WARS TIME!!!!

Yugo: Movies?

Star: MOVIES!

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TV:

Darth Vader: There is no escape! Don't make me destroy you. Luke, you do not yet realize your importance. You've only begun to discover your power! Join me, and I will complete your training! With our combined strength, we can end this destructive conflict, and bring order to the galaxy.

Luke Skywalker: *angrily* I'll never join you!

Vader: If only you knew the power of the Dark Side. Obi-Wan never told you what happened to your father.

Luke: He told me enough! He told me you killed him!

Vader: No, I am your father.

Luke: *shocked* No. No! That's not true! That's impossible!

Vader: Search your feelings; you know it to be true!

Luke: NOOOOOOO! NOOOOOOOO!!!

Yugo: WHAT!? NO WAY!!!

Adami: I saw that coming.

Anora: Predictable.

Laresha: Pssh, next Leia's gonna turn out to be Luke's Sister or something. *Sarcastically*

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After the movies...

Star: *laughing her head off*

Yugo: What's so funny?

Star: Luke's a Sister kisser!

Adami: She's right! *Laughing*

Everyone else: *laughing*

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